klamon

A bromance on the cw’s former tv programme (the vampire diaries) which is way better than klefan.

“The best bromance in the vampire diaries is klamon”

by Klamon January 5, 2018

Kamoni

Someone who is gentle and loving. The name means quiet warrior.

Wow! Kamoni is such a great person

by Smokinyacesbiotchlol March 14, 2017

Klaxon

A horn on a car, but also an insult, meaning the person is loud and annoying (much like a horn). See "Devvo" on fat-pie.com to hear it in use!

You're a right bloody klaxon mate!

by disableddan May 13, 2005

Klamson

An indominable Colonel.

Etyomology: The removal of the superfluous syllable "bat;" a bastardization of a bastardization of Greek

And when Klamson isn't around, everyone else should be asking, "Where's Klamson?"

by Moony December 17, 2004

Klaxons

A New-rave band from New Cross, England. Described as "acid-rave sci-fi punk-funk". Known songs include Gravitys Rainbow, Atlantis to Interzone, The Boucer and Not Over Yet.
They can be seen wearing DIY clothes, holding glowsticks and making girls faint.
Members are Jamie Reynolds,James Righton ,Simon Taylor (aka Captain strobe) and Steffan Halperin.

"Myths of the near future" is due out in 2007.

Neu-waver: Klaxons are so MDMAzing!

by Kathi October 9, 2006

eh klayon duh?

the way ignant foo's ask for someone when calling on the telephone; this happens most often when the call originates in the ghetto

person 1: Hello?
person 2: eh klayon duh?
person 1: I think you have the wrong number, sir.
person 2: naw, he duh!

by The Rabid Prank Caller November 20, 2004

kamon

A Kamon is someone whose purest joy is derived from making others uncomfortable and surprised, yet everyone loves them. Except for people who hate being made uncomfortable or surprised. Clever, bizarre, and spontaneous, the Kamon carries with him a substantial bubble butt that he uses to push others out of his way, often in the bathroom. Sneaks up on others flawlessly...may claim they are a ninja. They probaby are. Well-versed in RPGs, the Marvel universe, and Japanese swords, they can take you down and keep you down. The Kamon, when making faces, will shock and delight you; when it smiles, you will want a hug. Has a weakness for redheads and is master of "That's what she said" jokes. Totally gross yet unbelievably attractive, the Kamon is the life of the party with their crazy antics, witty humor, ultra-creepiness, and intrisic awesomer-than-awesome-sause-ness.

Victim - "Who is humping my leg slowly and forcefully whilst complimenting my choice of socks in a whisper?"
Friend - "Oh, it's just a Kamon."

"It's hard to get away from a Kamon." (I have actually said this)

by Cake of Carrots February 5, 2010