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A bromance on the cw’s former tv programme (the vampire diaries) which is way better than klefan.
“The best bromance in the vampire diaries is klamon”
klamon by Klamon January 5, 2018
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Someone who is gentle and loving. The name means quiet warrior.
Wow! Kamoni is such a great person
Kamoni by Smokinyacesbiotchlol March 14, 2017
Related Words
klamon klamonsexual kamon kamoni Klaxon klimon KLAMO Klamson kaamon Kalmon
A horn on a car, but also an insult, meaning the person is loud and annoying (much like a horn). See "Devvo" on fat-pie.com to hear it in use!
You're a right bloody klaxon mate!
Klaxon by disableddan May 13, 2005
An indominable Colonel.

Etyomology: The removal of the superfluous syllable "bat;" a bastardization of a bastardization of Greek
And when Klamson isn't around, everyone else should be asking, "Where's Klamson?"
Klamson by Moony December 17, 2004
A New-rave band from New Cross, England. Described as "acid-rave sci-fi punk-funk". Known songs include Gravitys Rainbow, Atlantis to Interzone, The Boucer and Not Over Yet.
They can be seen wearing DIY clothes, holding glowsticks and making girls faint.
Members are Jamie Reynolds,James Righton ,Simon Taylor (aka Captain strobe) and Steffan Halperin.

"Myths of the near future" is due out in 2007.

Neu-waver: Klaxons are so MDMAzing!
Klaxons by Kathi October 9, 2006

eh klayon duh? 

the way ignant foo's ask for someone when calling on the telephone; this happens most often when the call originates in the ghetto
person 1: Hello?
person 2: eh klayon duh?
person 1: I think you have the wrong number, sir.
person 2: naw, he duh!
A Kamon is someone whose purest joy is derived from making others uncomfortable and surprised, yet everyone loves them. Except for people who hate being made uncomfortable or surprised. Clever, bizarre, and spontaneous, the Kamon carries with him a substantial bubble butt that he uses to push others out of his way, often in the bathroom. Sneaks up on others flawlessly...may claim they are a ninja. They probaby are. Well-versed in RPGs, the Marvel universe, and Japanese swords, they can take you down and keep you down. The Kamon, when making faces, will shock and delight you; when it smiles, you will want a hug. Has a weakness for redheads and is master of "That's what she said" jokes. Totally gross yet unbelievably attractive, the Kamon is the life of the party with their crazy antics, witty humor, ultra-creepiness, and intrisic awesomer-than-awesome-sause-ness.
Victim - "Who is humping my leg slowly and forcefully whilst complimenting my choice of socks in a whisper?"
Friend - "Oh, it's just a Kamon."

"It's hard to get away from a Kamon." (I have actually said this)
kamon by Cake of Carrots February 5, 2010
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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