Kmao

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"kmao", The term for laughing so hard you're genitals fall off, "kmao". The year is 6969, the strange word "Lmao" is now lost, humanity only remembers "Kmao", an accident, something that was never meant to be.

Subject a: (dies 10 times in game, rage quits)
Subject B: Haha kmao, so bad

Kmao by BadAtSpelling May 23, 2021

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kmao

kick my ass off. pioneered by rob. thought he was writing lmao. spazmo

Person 1: 'Something witty'
Rob: kmao

kmao by Sam February 25, 2005

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kmao

kmao is a common misspelling of lmao, created by rasm. See wonderint

Someone: *says something funny*
Rasm: KMAO

kmao by stretchedskeppy November 16, 2020

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uh_kmao

A hot guy that likes to say everything is mid

Dude1:yo everthing is mid
Dude2:stop acting like uh_kmao

uh_kmao by Shut up bitch bitch notch bitc March 25, 2021

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uh_kmao

A really sexy mf who says mid a lot

Dude 1: everything is mid
Dude 2: stop acting like @uh_kmao

uh_kmao by Shut up bitch bitch notch bitc March 25, 2021

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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