Definitions by pingudrip
klmao
“Kind of laughing my ass off.” What you say when something’s funny but not quite funny enough to deserve the typical “lmao.” Most commonly used when you’re laughing at someone in a really fucked up or embarrassing situation so you wanna come off as more innocent.
“Wendy get over to my dorm right now I need help”
“Why what’s goin on girl?”
“ This is so embarrassing like please don’t tell anyone this but I pooped on this guy’s dick while we were doing anal and we have nothing to clean it up with please come bring us something girl”
“Omggg girllll that’s nasty af and I feel soo bad but I’m ngl I’m klmao right now don’t worry tho I got some charmins ultra soft toilet paper I’ll be right over”
“Why what’s goin on girl?”
“ This is so embarrassing like please don’t tell anyone this but I pooped on this guy’s dick while we were doing anal and we have nothing to clean it up with please come bring us something girl”
“Omggg girllll that’s nasty af and I feel soo bad but I’m ngl I’m klmao right now don’t worry tho I got some charmins ultra soft toilet paper I’ll be right over”
Blackage
A word that literally doesn’t exist who Canadian Rapper Tom MacDonald used in his trash single “If I Was Black” in order to make himself seem less racist which inevitably resulted in the opposite effect.
“Is blackage even a word?”
“Huh? No? Who the fuck would say that?
“Tom MacDonald apparently”
“Oh lol makes sense”
“Huh? No? Who the fuck would say that?
“Tom MacDonald apparently”
“Oh lol makes sense”