klitter

or (Klittering) female masturbation. Adding the words Clitoris and Glitter.

i slipped home on my lunch break to Klitter,
I spend time Klittering, every morning before i start my day!
My partner watched me klitter

by TFC Coleman July 7, 2015

Klitter gritty

a queer dirtypop throwdown dance party

“I’m getting it on the floor tonight for Klitter Gritty at the Platinum Pony.”

by trottingfox March 4, 2015

Klister

an autistic black child who spends his time playing flash (html5) games

Hey you see that kid over there?
The kid playing on the computer?
Yeah that's a Klister

by señor del Tiempo October 22, 2018

Kritter

a furry lil animal that gets into everything

the kritter got into the cupboards and ate all the cookies

by KritterKat June 12, 2007

Kitter

Another word to describe a cat. Sometimes is substituted for Kitter, Kitter John Jitter, and in rare cases, Skitter.

"Hey, i like your kitter."
"Groose, your skitter stinks."

by iblilt September 3, 2012

Yoghurt Knitter

n A mildly derogatory term for a tree hugging liberal. It combines yoghurt - the food of choice of hippies - with knitting - a reference to the arts and craft movement. It also carries slight overtones of being a wanker.

A yoghurt knitter is generally ineffectual. He impedes or tries to impede others rather than actually going out and doing something.

The yoghurt knitters were at the meeting so naturally nothing got done.

I tried to build an extension on my house but the yoghurt knitters didn't like the design. They said it was too big or something.

I said, "Madam Chairman" but the yoghurt knitters said I had to call her "Chairperson".

by The Thumb Spinner July 27, 2011

knitter

people who like knitting instead of crochet

That filthy Jamal, fucking knitter ruining society

by knitterhater57 October 18, 2020