Skitter

A substance that seens to be on the walls of every fucking public toilet I go into.

Ethan: "Don't go into thon toilet, she's a

bad job."

Daniel: "Sure it can't be that bad."

*Daniel enters toilet *

Daniel: *Gags* "Oh Jaysus, there's skitter

every road."

by The Skitter Man December 16, 2018

skitter

1) to have the shits
2) a cheeky child

piss off you wee skitter, I've got the skitters!

by beef curtains April 18, 2003

skitter

to move around rapidly,to scurry or scamper

The Kitten skittered about as it batted at the paper ball. (example of skitter)

by The Return of Light Joker September 27, 2009

skitter

To slide in an uncontroled way, usually as the result of an accident. Often, but not always used with reference to an inanimate object.

A small object accidentally kicked whle resting on a tiled floor might 'skitter' across the tiles.

Supposedly from skite, itself derived from old norse skjóta meaning shoot, as opposed to the other skite derived from skíta meaning shite. (Hence it's other common meaning!)

The hub-cap slid and skittered across the cobbled street, and disapeared through the broken storm drain grating.

by gnord August 7, 2007

Skitter

Pikey, Bin Skiv, Gypsy
Ne'er-do-well

SKIT v - to skit, to look for objects of worth on the floor/bin

by Claret Badger October 15, 2003

Skitter

Also see Chav... person who only associates with people of their own kind and hangs around in groups at bus stops, harassing people for cigarettes or money. Fears anyone who looks and acts different and must therefore mock and ridicule in a very crude fashion. Has not the mental capacity to question life or existence so must resort to shouting, violence or buying bling from the exotic Elizabeth Duke collection at Argos. A person you want to be life long friends with, immediately...

(Skitter) - "Gi's a fag"

(Person) - "Sorry, I don't smoke."

(Skitter) - "Wot the f**k you doing you stupid c**t... f**kin w**ker. You f**kin look at me again and I'll beat your f**king face in... c**t..."

(Person) - "I think I'll walk instead"...

by SuzieWong October 21, 2008

skitter

the brown marks that you get in the back of your tighty whities after you take a shit and dont wipe your ass right. if you continuously poke your ass you will definitely develope a skitter.

My girl had a mean ass skitter on her thong. it was amazing.

by valleysider July 24, 2010