klingsman

A fat ugly person whos neck always is sweaty. He often likes to be cool with others so he can be accepted. There is a 75% chance of someone named klingsman being gay.

Omg klingsman is coming

by Richard_12 October 9, 2014

Kingman Daily Miner

A poorly written newspaper that covers the greater Kingman area. The paper has become well known for it's relatively asinine stories and ridiculous letters to the editor. Among non-Kingmanites the paper has reached a level of hilarity that may be close to that of Best-Of-Craigslist.

Man: Hey did you read that front page article in the Kingman Daily Miner today about that dog named "Meatball"?

Man #2: Holy shitsnacks that was hilariously fucking stupid, thank God for the Miner when there isn't any new Best-Of-Craigslist's to read.

by Turd Ferguson's illiterate son August 8, 2012

kingsman

one of the best movies ever even made I mean you should go and watch it right now

lets watch kingsman, bro

by soundproof 73 October 17, 2017

Kligmanic

Verb;
A state of hyperactive brainstorming combined with manic tendencies

"Holy shit, how are you thinking of all these schemes? You're being Kligmanic."

by Joel K January 25, 2005

kinsmanship

Kinsmanship is a bond shared between two or more individuals. Its more than friendship its more than love its self. There is a closeness, a sense of fearce loyalty to some one not of blood relation. A kinsmanship takes time to be forged, there is a sense of shared trust and honor. Most often its unspoken.

A kinsmanship in its nature is in no way to be taken lightly.

You came blustering in to my life one day years and years ago, how the hell was I to know we were to forge such a kinsmanship. Its stronger than steel, its worth more than diamonds.

by Magnificent Pagan Beast May 11, 2016

Angry Klinsmann

A sexual act whereby the male jizzes on the girls breasts and then does a running slide across her chest just like the footballer Jurgen Klinsmann used to do as a goal celebration.

"Yo Matt, you should see what I did to this girl last night!... I got a proper Angry Klinsmann out!"

by Jonny Jay King August 24, 2011

Klisman

Klisman is a unusual name from Germany. There were a mafia boss also called Klisman.

Klisman

by Klisman July 27, 2020