klingoned

This is when a piece of plastic flying through the air covers a motorcyclists bike and face when it falls towards the road

Today I got Klingoned by a giant piece of plastic on the freeway it almost took my head off

by Adam210001charlie June 11, 2018

Klingon Promotion

Advancing your career by exploiting or causing the death or misfortune of your superior.

Imputes a certain level of ruthlessness both to the individual and to the culture of the workplace.

Mason takes his boss skydiving looking for a klingon promotion.

IT caught Chris surfing porn in the office and August got a klingon promotion.

by UDTaco April 28, 2010

Klingon sex

Extremely rough passionate sweaty primal sex, which can have an end result of broken bones, bruises, a sore penis, severe vaginal dryness, and in some cases a concussion, and maybe death.

"We just had a session of Klingon sex, now I can hardly move.

by PimpWyld November 28, 2004

klingon beer

Term used to describe any nasty off brand or discount beer, that was brought to a party.

I wanted an MGD, but all they had left was some kind of klingon beer.

by MACV July 21, 2008

Kinioned

1. To be messed over or misrepresented

Syn: Highway Robbery

2. To be cheated out of something that is rightfully yours.

3. To be wronged in a strong way.

1. Do you think Kobe is innocent...or is he just getting kinioned by some groupie?

2. I'm tired of the Fantasy Football rules changing...I'm getting kinioned.

3. Do you see that scratch on my Escalade...my ride just got kinioned yo.

by The R Tillery February 2, 2004

Klingon Arse-Pinch

The name for a sudden tug of the hair in the perianal region, often caused by the accidental shifting of an undergarment; also, to surprise someone by giving their perianal hair a tug; can refer to the cause behind a person unexpectedly yelping, or leaping to their feet, for no outwardly apparent reason.

Karen and Soneli were quietly watching TV, when Soneli leapt to her feet with a shriek, as if she had received a vigorous Klingon arse-pinch.

by Sir Neville W.F.G. Mariner, April 22, 2006

Klingon President

An increasingly popular nickname for the 45th POTUS.

The Trumpster has been called the Klingon President due to his increasingly apparent authoritarianism, prideful ruthlessness, appetite for paid sex, mood swings, lack of empathy and clear attempts to create a barbaric caste system fueled by dreams of a racially divided social hierarchy paralleling dictatorships that appear to thrive while relying on slave labor!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 25, 2020