kiecker

Dip shit usually not smart

Wow he's probably a kiecker

by Thelastonealive February 13, 2017

the kicker

Ironic, negative or surprising consequence/fact or Catch-22. Unexpected result.

Usually follows a positive statement. Used as bridging statement for dramatic effect, to a negative consequence/statement.

Probably stems from the phrase "you'll be kicking yourself for this one"

Sure, renting an apartment is cheaper and gives you a lot of flexibility to move around, but here's the kicker: with the money threw away renting places for 5-10 years you could have been well into a mortgage and have built up some personal equity, and credit.

by satan November 9, 2003

Ladder Kicker

someone who acts as if the only means of preserving or promoting their quality of life is by denying the same to others. They have climbed the ladder of opportunity and now want to kick the ladder away.

Nancy moved to this neighborhood ten years ago for the schools and quality of life. Nancy opposes the construction of a new apartment building that would offer a similar opportunity to new families. Nancy is a ladder kicker.

by Jughead515 July 10, 2018

tire kicker

Someone who is indecisive about purchasing a product or service, and never feels satisfied with what they are offered. In the end a tire kicker may or may not buy. The term comes from sales people at car dealerships. Tire kickers would come around frequently, kick the tires a few times on the cars that they liked, but never make a solid purchasing decision on any particular car or trim.

That tire kicker has come here every day for the last month, don't waste any time on him.

by Ethan April 27, 2004

pidgeon kicker

Someone who takes out his frustrations on an unrelated but easy to punish other.

Johann, in typical pidgeon kicker style, screamed at the homeless panhandler because his boss had earlier chewed him out for showing up to work drunk.

by Circushead July 10, 2006

Chin kicker

Is in reference to the body positioning when two females are engaged in the act of scissoring with direct vulva on vulva contact .

I bet Rosie Rottencrotch and Susie Sorehole that just walked in together are closeted chin kickers !!!

by Reverendthundercock April 14, 2020

Ass kicker

Someone who fights back no matter and always remains strong. Defeats a world that they may not have been accepted to survive

She is such a little ass kicker

by Bethstiel October 11, 2014