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curve dick

Academia slang. A top student (high school higher) whos grades are so high that they make their fellow students look bad. Curve comes from the mathmatical term - normal distribution curve. Theory is that when educators rate, they adjust grading scale so that most people are average. The curve dick throws off the curve so the rest of students look worse than they normally would.

Meaning of dick here is "to screw someone over."
Susan's such a curve dick. She got a 97% on the test when the next highest grade was 71%.
by Blowfish August 26, 2005
mugGet the curve dickmug.

problem child

Taken from the John Ritter movie by same name. Used to describe any child, employee, sibling, or friend that is constantly getting into trouble but you are somewhat obligated to care for or help.

Also a street name for someone who gets into trouble all the time.
Frank, the departments problem child, forgot to lock the office last night.
by Blowfish August 17, 2005
mugGet the problem childmug.

ghetto vet

1. A former gang banger no longer in the game.

2. A gang member who receives a serious permanent injury due to gang violence.
The ghetto vet hid the weed in his wheelchair.
by Blowfish August 15, 2005
mugGet the ghetto vetmug.

bones

Pizza crust left over from someone who does not eat the crust.
Person A: Can I have a slice of pizza?

Person B: No, but you can have my bones.
by Blowfish August 26, 2005
mugGet the bonesmug.

Sith Lord

Over twenty thousand years before the birth of --Anikan Skywalker--, dark jedi had stumbled upon the Sith race. The Sith beings dominated the then uncharted world of Korriban.

Star Wars creator, George Lucas, took the Gaelic word Sith meaning fairy or sprite. Gaelic lore describes sith as good natured, tiny, winged creatures that live in the woods. Lucas's Sith were a lighthearted, primitive race of force adepts (those who had the ability to tap into the force).

The primative Sith did not have a great understanding of the force and only used their natural abilities for basic tricks.

The dark jedi had been exhiled from the know universe after the Great Schism (100 year war among the Jedi Order over banning use of the dark side of the force.) When the surviving dark jedi arrived, they easily conqured, corrupted and enslaved the Sith beings. Sith beings were forced to worship the dark jedi as gods. Dark jedi became known as Sith Lords able to study and embrace the dark side of the force. Sith now refers to all people from Korriban, including dark jedi.

Over thousands of years the Sith Lords built a great civilization on Korriban and the surrounding star systems, Sith Empire.

The Jedi of the Republic and Sith Order had eventually forgoten about each other until a chance encounter. Centuries of warfare erupted between the two orders with the Jedi normally getting the best of the Sith.

Sith Lords are their own worst enemy. There order was often racked by infighting and other forms of desention. The head of order stayed in power until challenged (killed). To curb this this, new Sith Empires follow the strict code. "Always two there are....no more...no less. A master and an apprentice."
Dark Lord of the Sith, Marka Ragnos,ruled 5,500 years before the events of Star Wars.
by Blowfish August 15, 2005
mugGet the Sith Lordmug.

uniboob

Derogatory term.

A woman with only one breast due to congenital defect or mastectomy (breast surgically removed).
Jane's uniboob is the cause of her depression.
by Blowfish August 22, 2005
mugGet the uniboobmug.

Mr. Bojangles

The famous African-American dancer, Bill Robinson, who taught Shirley Temple how to tap dance and starred with her in many movies.

Eventhough this Spanish American War vet, was celebrated. He was often descriminated against due to the color of his skin. Many artist such as Bob Dylan and Sammy Davis Jr have paid tribute to him through their art.

Bojangles came to represent oppressed or discriminated people who have a special warm and caring relationship with the children of the oppressor.
Granpa would even bojangles with kids of the KKK.
by Blowfish August 15, 2005
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