The first tribe to exist on Earth. Powerful warriors who fought against the Chooches and Mo Bros. Their most noble soldier, was named Gilo. There are only a few alive today, but if you ever come across one, you don't wanna mess with them. They have strong powers that could end the universe as we know it.

Person 1: Yo, whattup man, where you from?
Person 2: Yeah I'm from Kloostenville.
Person 1: Aw hell naw.
Person 2: So you have chosen death.

Kloost by President Kloost June 18, 2020

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Kloosed Up

When you kloos something up, you royally screwed up beyond any worldly means.

Thus other terms like "Kloostrophe", were born.
*notable trivia*
The Electric Light Orchestra's 1979 hit song "Don't Bring Me Down",
(correct lyrics)
I'll tell you once more before I get off the floor
Don't bring me down
Don't bring me down, Kloos
Don't bring me down, Kloos
Don't bring me down, Kloos
Don't bring me down.

I knew this was Kloosed up, as soon as that ginger got his hands on it.

Kloosed Up by Professor Marcellus December 5, 2020

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kaloosh

a weeb who's only interaction with women is from his mother spanking him, he generally lusts for any sexual interaction with women no matter what age, they are the type of person who comments hate comments about anyone who dislikes anime.

"Another sexual harassment case, this is the 4th in 2 weeks, must be the doing of a Kaloosh"

kaloosh by my name jeff xd April 7, 2018

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kloosterman

Coolest person in the entire world. Also goes by kloo.

That kloosterman!

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Kaloosh

The most lit discord server

I just joined Kaloosh on discord

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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Chewed

Basically the same meaning as ate.

x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"

Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022

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Blue Movie

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.

I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.

Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011

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fache-couture

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.

1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.

fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008

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