klaoos 

klaoos tower klaoos tower yeahhh fuck yeah baby jlaoos towe

"KLAOOS TOWERRRE"

klaoos by klao November 22, 2021

Klaoos tower

A phrase used to describe a situation that is very hype, tense , or joyus.

"KLAOOS TOWER!"

Klaoos tower by klao November 22, 2021

Kloost 

The first tribe to exist on Earth. Powerful warriors who fought against the Chooches and Mo Bros. Their most noble soldier, was named Gilo. There are only a few alive today, but if you ever come across one, you don't wanna mess with them. They have strong powers that could end the universe as we know it.

Person 1: Yo, whattup man, where you from?
Person 2: Yeah I'm from Kloostenville.
Person 1: Aw hell naw.
Person 2: So you have chosen death.

Kloost by President Kloost June 18, 2020

Kloosed Up 

When you kloos something up, you royally screwed up beyond any worldly means.

Thus other terms like "Kloostrophe", were born.
*notable trivia*
The Electric Light Orchestra's 1979 hit song "Don't Bring Me Down",
(correct lyrics)
I'll tell you once more before I get off the floor
Don't bring me down
Don't bring me down, Kloos
Don't bring me down, Kloos
Don't bring me down, Kloos
Don't bring me down.

I knew this was Kloosed up, as soon as that ginger got his hands on it.

Kloosed Up by Professor Marcellus December 5, 2020

kaloosh 

a weeb who's only interaction with women is from his mother spanking him, he generally lusts for any sexual interaction with women no matter what age, they are the type of person who comments hate comments about anyone who dislikes anime.

"Another sexual harassment case, this is the 4th in 2 weeks, must be the doing of a Kaloosh"

kaloosh by my name jeff xd April 7, 2018

kloosterman

Coolest person in the entire world. Also goes by kloo.

That kloosterman!

kloosterman by KDOG July 19, 2012

Kaloosh 

The most lit discord server

I just joined Kaloosh on discord

Kaloosh by p1p3c13an3r May 5, 2019