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"KLAOOS TOWERRRE"
klaoos by klao November 22, 2021
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Klaoos tower

A phrase used to describe a situation that is very hype, tense , or joyus.
Klaoos tower by klao November 22, 2021
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The first tribe to exist on Earth. Powerful warriors who fought against the Chooches and Mo Bros. Their most noble soldier, was named Gilo. There are only a few alive today, but if you ever come across one, you don't wanna mess with them. They have strong powers that could end the universe as we know it.
Person 1: Yo, whattup man, where you from?
Person 2: Yeah I'm from Kloostenville.
Person 1: Aw hell naw.
Person 2: So you have chosen death.
Kloost by President Kloost June 18, 2020

Kloosed Up 

When you kloos something up, you royally screwed up beyond any worldly means.

Thus other terms like "Kloostrophe", were born.
*notable trivia*
The Electric Light Orchestra's 1979 hit song "Don't Bring Me Down",
(correct lyrics)
I'll tell you once more before I get off the floor
Don't bring me down
Don't bring me down, Kloos
Don't bring me down, Kloos
Don't bring me down, Kloos
Don't bring me down.
I knew this was Kloosed up, as soon as that ginger got his hands on it.
Kloosed Up by Professor Marcellus December 5, 2020
a weeb who's only interaction with women is from his mother spanking him, he generally lusts for any sexual interaction with women no matter what age, they are the type of person who comments hate comments about anyone who dislikes anime.
"Another sexual harassment case, this is the 4th in 2 weeks, must be the doing of a Kaloosh"
kaloosh by my name jeff xd April 7, 2018

kloosterman

Coolest person in the entire world. Also goes by kloo.
That kloosterman!
kloosterman by KDOG July 19, 2012
I just joined Kaloosh on discord
Kaloosh by p1p3c13an3r May 5, 2019
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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