Kwanned
The act of being influenced by the genius of Michael Kwan, especially in relation to systems and organisation.
"You've been Kwanned"
Kwanned by Pack Jackham September 29, 2011
Words you can keep
Kwaned
Having an enormous amount of food given to you by another person when he/she is moving or leaving town.
Getting Kwaned usually involves multiple garbage bags full of food.
Getting Kwaned usually involves multiple garbage bags full of food.
klanned
klanned by MarcAntoine July 23, 2007
Kwanged
Kwanged by Kwangmaster March 14, 2020
khanned
When one discusses potential love interests with one's friends and then waits until the friends are out of town to move in on the love interest for oneself.
khanned by kabizzle92 January 9, 2011
Kwanged
(v) to kwang, to be kwanged.
When a GPS system or online maps app thoroughly fucks up your directions and leads you to the middle of nowhere/the totally wrong destination instead of your actual destination. Also applies to fucking up local transport information.
When a GPS system or online maps app thoroughly fucks up your directions and leads you to the middle of nowhere/the totally wrong destination instead of your actual destination. Also applies to fucking up local transport information.
Sorry we're late, we were totally fucking kwanged by Google maps on our way to the Chinese buffet.
We've been kwanged again!! This sketchy dirt path has NOT led us to the grand canyon, it's led us to the middle of the fucking woods! Now it's getting dark... where even are we??!
I missed my appointment this morning because Google maps fucking kwanged my bus route.
We've been kwanged again!! This sketchy dirt path has NOT led us to the grand canyon, it's led us to the middle of the fucking woods! Now it's getting dark... where even are we??!
I missed my appointment this morning because Google maps fucking kwanged my bus route.
Kwanged by Nefarious Mo July 16, 2021
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Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026