Kwanned

The act of being influenced by the genius of Michael Kwan, especially in relation to systems and organisation.

"You've been Kwanned"

by Pack Jackham September 29, 2011

Kwaned

Having an enormous amount of food given to you by another person when he/she is moving or leaving town.

Getting Kwaned usually involves multiple garbage bags full of food.

Roommate: "Woah, where did all of this food come from? There's enough here to feed an army for two weeks!"

Other Roommate: "We got Kwaned."

by IFRS-Man September 2, 2010

klanned

to leave someone hanging.

dude!, i thought you were gonna come man
you klanned me man..ouch

by MarcAntoine July 23, 2007

Kwanged

To do something in excessive amount or do something excessively

Italy and France have been Kwanged by Coronavirus

by Kwangmaster March 14, 2020

Kanned

kanned is a typical name for a gorgeous looking persona, made by the one and only kanned meat.

oh shoot its kanned everyone hide your kneecaps!
''kanned is so pretty'' martin would say, sweating nervously

by Kanned <3 January 22, 2021

khanned

When one discusses potential love interests with one's friends and then waits until the friends are out of town to move in on the love interest for oneself.

Man, I wonder what will happen to their friendship when she finds out that she was khanned.

by kabizzle92 January 9, 2011

Kwanged

(v) to kwang, to be kwanged.

When a GPS system or online maps app thoroughly fucks up your directions and leads you to the middle of nowhere/the totally wrong destination instead of your actual destination. Also applies to fucking up local transport information.

Sorry we're late, we were totally fucking kwanged by Google maps on our way to the Chinese buffet.

We've been kwanged again!! This sketchy dirt path has NOT led us to the grand canyon, it's led us to the middle of the fucking woods! Now it's getting dark... where even are we??!

I missed my appointment this morning because Google maps fucking kwanged my bus route.

by Nefarious Mo July 16, 2021