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Master karate-chopper and purveyor of fine liquors.
Are you the esteemed and venerable Colonel? No, indeed you are not, because I am, and surely I would know if you were.
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He is the most handsomest man you can meet. He can always make your day. He is a fun energetic man. He is just a tad weird. He will make a lot of girls blush. He's also very sweet
1. OMG have you had klayson text you before?
klayson by Whitepower792 June 3, 2017

klamonsexual 

Deep obsession with Damon the seggsy vampire and klaus the seggsy hybrid.
Oh look! She is klamonsexual she LOVESSS damon and klaus!!
klamonsexual by Klamon. January 14, 2021
A bromance on the cw’s former tv programme (the vampire diaries) which is way better than klefan.
“The best bromance in the vampire diaries is klamon”
klamon by Klamon January 5, 2018
Usually short and a bit kam, but very handsome. Good in Chemistry.
Kamson is Kam!
kamson by Kamson November 21, 2021
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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