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An indominable Colonel.

Etyomology: The removal of the superfluous syllable "bat;" a bastardization of a bastardization of Greek
And when Klamson isn't around, everyone else should be asking, "Where's Klamson?"
Klamson by Moony December 17, 2004
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Master karate-chopper and purveyor of fine liquors.
Are you the esteemed and venerable Colonel? No, indeed you are not, because I am, and surely I would know if you were.
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He is the most handsomest man you can meet. He can always make your day. He is a fun energetic man. He is just a tad weird. He will make a lot of girls blush. He's also very sweet
1. OMG have you had klayson text you before?
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klamonsexual 

Deep obsession with Damon the seggsy vampire and klaus the seggsy hybrid.
Oh look! She is klamonsexual she LOVESSS damon and klaus!!
klamonsexual by Klamon. January 14, 2021
A bromance on the cw’s former tv programme (the vampire diaries) which is way better than klefan.
klamon by Klamon January 5, 2018
Usually short and a bit kam, but very handsome. Good in Chemistry.
Kamson is Kam!
kamson by Kamson November 21, 2021
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