neu

German language's word for "new".

"Oh Mutti, ich habe einen neu Jacke gekauft."

by Lauren Robinson June 29, 2005

Neu

Neu is the most important word you'll ever use in your life. It's like no but even more powerful and better. No reason, it simply just is.

Person 1: "Wanna watch torchwood"?
Person 2: "Neu."

by pxgeon21 July 6, 2022

Neu

Neu is a girl that eats soap , dances naked in her mother's kitchen , she has boobs and she lives in a tropical city called Nanus

Sa:i just saw a girl eathing soap naked in a kitchen
Alumette:oh ya , she juste moved in she's called Neu

by Barneyloveskids January 30, 2017

Neu!

Influential German Electronic Band from the 1970s.
Similiar to the more popular band Kraftwerk.

Neu! were Krautrock Heroes.

by Dobedobedo August 29, 2005

neu-boating

Standing in your basement

I had to hurry home from golf so I could go neu-boating.

by Peetos January 11, 2022

Neu sum

A word used to shorten a sentence when talking instead of saying I got some new.

“It’s alright I got neu sum”

by Kikineu February 14, 2019

Neu-erotic

A condition where-by attempting unusual sexual practices, incapacitates the subject through anxiety and/or headaches.

Especially debilitating when attempting the karma sutra or attempting to mount wives currently suffering with PMT.

Jack: Oh! did you manage the anal headstand

maneuver with Kate after?!

Ian: No, she was being totally neu-erotic and wouldn't try. :/

by Dr_Farquarphandye November 19, 2010