A Kamon is someone whose purest joy is derived from making others
uncomfortable and surprised, yet everyone loves them. Except for people who hate being made
uncomfortable or surprised. Clever, bizarre, and spontaneous, the Kamon carries with him a substantial bubble butt that he uses to push others out of his way, often in the bathroom. Sneaks up on others flawlessly...may claim they are a ninja. They probaby are. Well-versed in RPGs, the Marvel universe, and Japanese swords, they can take you down and keep you down. The Kamon, when making faces, will shock and delight you; when it smiles, you will want a hug. Has a weakness for redheads and is master of "
That's what she said" jokes. Totally gross yet unbelievably attractive, the Kamon is the life of the party with their crazy antics, witty humor, ultra-creepiness, and intrisic awesomer-than-awesome-sause-ness.
Victim - "Who is humping my leg slowly and
forcefully whilst complimenting my choice of socks in a whisper?"
Friend - "Oh, it's just a Kamon."
"It's
hard to get away from a Kamon." (I have
actually said this)
