A Kamon is someone whose purest joy is derived from making others uncomfortable and surprised, yet everyone loves them. Except for people who
hate being made uncomfortable or surprised. Clever, bizarre, and spontaneous, the Kamon carries with him a substantial bubble butt that he uses to
push others out of his way, often in the bathroom. Sneaks up on others flawlessly...
may claim they are a ninja. They probaby are. Well-versed in RPGs, the Marvel universe, and Japanese swords, they can take you down and keep you down. The Kamon, when making faces,
will shock and delight you; when it smiles, you
will want a hug. Has a weakness for redheads and is master of "That's what she said" jokes. Totally
gross yet unbelievably attractive, the Kamon is the life of the
party with their crazy antics, witty humor, ultra-creepiness, and intrisic awesomer-than-awesome-sause-ness.
Victim - "Who is humping my
leg slowly and forcefully whilst complimenting my
choice of
socks in a whisper?"
Friend - "Oh, it's just a Kamon."
"It's hard to get away from a Kamon." (I have actually said this)
