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Kamoni
Kamoni by Smokinyacesbiotchlol March 14, 2017
Kammon
He thinks he is a beast, and he is. He's pretty cool, tall, he makes a lot of dirty jokes, and he will steal your calculator. All in all, he's a cool person to be around.
Kaaron
Kaaron by infcnrunei March 1, 2019
Kazmond
The most beautiful think to walk on two legs this side of the Mississippi. Comes from the Kaz genus and has evolved a tremendous amount over the past thousand years. Very fond of wearing halloween clothes, tons of makeup, mini skirts, and tops all of which are too small. It has a tendency to burst out in random noises for unknown reasons. Little is still known of this species but thanks to funding from the Poti Association answers will be found. KKB
kamon
A Kamon is someone whose purest joy is derived from making others uncomfortable and surprised, yet everyone loves them. Except for people who hate being made uncomfortable or surprised. Clever, bizarre, and spontaneous, the Kamon carries with him a substantial bubble butt that he uses to push others out of his way, often in the bathroom. Sneaks up on others flawlessly...may claim they are a ninja. They probaby are. Well-versed in RPGs, the Marvel universe, and Japanese swords, they can take you down and keep you down. The Kamon, when making faces, will shock and delight you; when it smiles, you will want a hug. Has a weakness for redheads and is master of "That's what she said" jokes. Totally gross yet unbelievably attractive, the Kamon is the life of the party with their crazy antics, witty humor, ultra-creepiness, and intrisic awesomer-than-awesome-sause-ness.
Victim - "Who is humping my leg slowly and forcefully whilst complimenting my choice of socks in a whisper?"
Friend - "Oh, it's just a Kamon."
"It's hard to get away from a Kamon." (I have actually said this)
Friend - "Oh, it's just a Kamon."
"It's hard to get away from a Kamon." (I have actually said this)
kamon by Cake of Carrots February 5, 2010
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Yap Trap
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.