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kittywampus

Utter chaos, thrown together, unorgainzed in any sense.
The blankets on the bed became kittywampus after the long night with him.
kittywampus by Harley Duncan January 26, 2005

kittymomma

1. A clever or witty person
2. Someone who is acting LIKE a dilly
3. A good word to compliment someone or something
4. Someone who can be annoying sometimes
Haha don't be such a kittymomma! Nice Joke, Kittymomma!
kittymomma by the kittymomma February 16, 2010

Kittyllama 

A cross between a kitty and a llama.
I love Kittyllamas.

Is your mama a llama? No, my mama is a kittyllama.

Shoo, kittyllama. Shoo.
Kittyllama by Escuelito July 7, 2009

kittywampus

crazy word from south-western wisconsin meaning-off-balenced, uncentered, or a general state of confusion.
(south western wisconsinite)o man that picture is all kittywampus
(normal person)wtf?

Tittymama 

Tittymama: n. - One who's knowing of the connection of the Titty Tribe; (2) a member of the Titty Tribe; (3) a being of untold holy power in the workings of the inner-soul.

Titty Tribe members are remote to find, and many individuals falsely claim to be associted. One who calls themselves a Tittymama is generally in no way related to the Titty Tribe. Be weary when seeking out a Tittymama, for they are powerful and spontaneous, and can knock one on their arse.
(1) "I've never ran into a Tittymama!"

- "Dude, I met one on the interwebs."

"Trippy."

(2) *in a somber K-6th grade classroom* "Now, children, if you ever run into a Tittymama, do not stop and chat. They are dangerous."

(3) "I wish I could be a Tittymama..."

- "Me too, that's my life dream."
Tittymama by Pure Reality February 4, 2014

kittywampus

Knocked askew. Alternate form of Kattywampus
"Slamming the door knocks the pictures on my wall all kittywampus."
kittywampus by Char H January 8, 2006
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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