kittywampus
kittywampus by Harley Duncan January 26, 2005
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kittywampus
crazy word from south-western wisconsin meaning-off-balenced, uncentered, or a general state of confusion.
kittywampus by rainbow_colored_bangles March 24, 2005
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kittywampus
kittywampus by Char H January 8, 2006
Kittywompus
Kittywompus by Julie Salinas March 30, 2009
kattywampus
Knocked askew. Alternate spelling of cattywampus, alternate form of Kittywampus. Seems to be a regional thing.
kattywampus by Char H January 8, 2006
Tittywampus
Any circumstance or condition by which a woman's breasts are knocked askew, rendering them out of balance, lopsided, asymmetrically distorted or otherwise visually unappealing in appearance and presentation.
Honey, please adjust your négligée! Your boobs look all tittywampus. One is hanging out the side and the other is spilling over the top!
Tittywampus by Dr. and Mrs. Richard More September 23, 2013
Kitty wampus
The state of an object being physically different or normal then expected, especially related to geometric alignment.
(1) Whoa dude, that truck ahead of us is going down the road like a crab. The rear axel is totally kitty wampus.
(2) The new door we hung is kitty wampus. The top corner isn't flush with the door jamb, and the door won't even close.
(2) The new door we hung is kitty wampus. The top corner isn't flush with the door jamb, and the door won't even close.
Kitty wampus by The old kodger March 27, 2009
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