kitchenside

Taking an unauthorised absence from work on the basis of an imaginary ailment or grossly exaggerated minor impediment.

I have know leave left, I will have to take a Kitchenside / are you badly injured or is it just a Kitchenside?

by anonymous October 19, 2020

kitchenstep

A genre of Electronic music characterized by the odd yet pleasing use of kitchen utensils as instruments. The genre became most popular after the Monstercat release of "Rogue - Rattlesnake" on Youtube

Cool Guy: "Have you heard this awesome new genre, kitchenstep?"
Pleb: "No, I haven't"

by Lanturnt March 29, 2016

Put it in the kitchenaid

When things just aren’t going your way and you have no more options left, don’t worry! The Kitchenaid can solve all of your problems!

Your mom grounded you and took your phone?
Put her in the kitchenaid

You dropped your phone in the toilet?
Put it in the kitchenaid

Your boss won’t give you a raise?
Put em in the kitchenaid

Your grades are terrible???
Put them in the kitchenaid

by Putitinthekitchenaid April 10, 2019

kitchenade

Lemonade that was made in one's kitchen

Red prefers his kitchenade over Gatorade because it is home-made.

by MeLikesToSlurpThings November 19, 2009

KitchenAid your Ass

Rototilling a virgin ass

Girl, I want to be the first to KitchenAid your Ass!

by CirrusPilot January 25, 2019

Kitchenaid Superba 25.1cuft Refrigerator

A old ass fridge that sum stroke wants to sell you used at retail price...all the while thinking they are clever.

This Sumbitch is seriously trying to sell me a Kitchenaid Superba 25.1cuft Refrigerator....like a muthafucka don't know!!!!

by bob berner September 17, 2003

Kitchensinking

Attempting multiple solutions to a problem simultaneously, in the desperate hopes that something will work. This methodology is typically used by people who have no idea what they’re doing. Term introduced on the Handyman for the Common Man web TV show.

My supervisor is absolutely clueless when it comes to solving PR nightmares. Rather than spinning a story to the company's benefit, she always ends up kitchensinking the problem.

by The Handy Writer May 9, 2009