kitchenade
kitchenade by MeLikesToSlurpThings November 19, 2009
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kitchenstep
A genre of Electronic music characterized by the odd yet pleasing use of kitchen utensils as instruments. The genre became most popular after the Monstercat release of "Rogue - Rattlesnake" on Youtube
kitchenstep by Lanturnt March 29, 2016
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Kitchenheimer
According to markiplier, it is the henchman to a kitchen Hitler. Similar to how Hitler had henchmen to do his dirty work, a kitchenheimer would do all of the dirty work for the head chef of a restaurant.
"Man, I hate being my boss's kitchenheimer. Just because he doesn't want to do the shit-work around the kitchen since he's the head chef doesn't mean that I WANT TO do it."
Kitchenheimer by The Water Hoe May 12, 2016
Kitchenheimer
The assistant chef at Chilis was a Kitchenheimer because he helped the main chef spit in people's food.
Kitchenheimer by DownWithMoffat July 20, 2016
Kitchenheimer's
When you're in the kitchen going around in circles because you can't remember what you were doing there.
I was in the kitchen this morning walking around in circles wondering what the hell I was looking for when the microwave beeped reminding me I was heating up my cup of coffee. My Kitchenheimer's is getting worse!
Kitchenheimer's by Greg Houck December 22, 2008
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Kitchenary
Kitchenary by W_A_R October 14, 2021
Put it in the kitchenaid
When things just aren’t going your way and you have no more options left, don’t worry! The Kitchenaid can solve all of your problems!
Your mom grounded you and took your phone?
Put her in the kitchenaid
You dropped your phone in the toilet?
Put it in the kitchenaid
Your boss won’t give you a raise?
Put em in the kitchenaid
Your grades are terrible???
Put them in the kitchenaid
Put her in the kitchenaid
You dropped your phone in the toilet?
Put it in the kitchenaid
Your boss won’t give you a raise?
Put em in the kitchenaid
Your grades are terrible???
Put them in the kitchenaid
Put it in the kitchenaid by Putitinthekitchenaid April 10, 2019
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