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Kirzon is the name of a character from star trek, and they can vary in character. Some are kind, loving, and thoughtful, yet others could be painful to live with, yet sometimes worth it. People called kirzon are there for a reason, and often help you discover a new part of yourself. They will teach hard learned lessons, and definitely help you realise that not everyone is perfect.
Omg, I'm going out with kirzon.
No way, that's crazy, he taught you anything yet?
He says I'll understand the lesson if we split up
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A situation where you put yourself into when you're desperate as fuck to find true love on Kik.
M: I'm really pissed right now!

W: Why?
M: This guy I've been chatting with on Kik for a week kikzoned me.
Kikzoned by whenimaqueen August 23, 2018
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The kidzone is a sub-zone of the friendzone where said crush thinks of you as too immature/too young/or just a kid and therefore will not date you.

Even more difficult to escape than the friendzone because of age difference and girls' general preference of guys that are older.
"Julia kidzoned me. I'm only 2 years younger than her!"
"Sucks, man."
Kidzone by stuckinthekidzone August 28, 2013
A species of human, male or female, that are generally jolly. A korzon tends to sport the hair style known as a "stubby" which refers to a small tightly wound pony tail. The attention span of a korzon is very fleeting on most days, but can surprisingly last long at times. Korzons have insatiable sex drives that are usually the basis of all actions. To befriend a korzon is the highest honor. But even more flattering, is to be walrus slapped by a korzon with the furry gloves. A korzon has a very creative sense of style and excels in the arts. Usually a korzon will attend a top art university in the nation.
"Wow, that sense of style and hair-do is just like a korzon!"
korzon by oobi June 20, 2007
someone who is half indian and half scottish
they are funny and smart, but lack alot of commen sense
dude, he is so kiron
kiron by jequita November 25, 2007

kirtoned 

Tries to fix/change/correct/maintain something and completely screws it up.
He just kirtoned that database.
kirtoned by Sum1oranother March 27, 2008
'I was right kirton last night'
kirton by Bigʟee October 24, 2013
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