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kirtman by ffgjhstrhjhkjhe April 19, 2022
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Kirtman is a guy who has a cock that goes to the moon
Oh wow that's a Kirtman size
kirtman by ffgjhstrhjhkjhe June 22, 2022
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kirthana 

A beautiful girl who is very nice and caring. She loves to help and couldn't bear to see her friends hurt. However, there are many burdens in her life, and keeps a dark secret. She often has difficult choices but is always ready to help one in need. She is a strong fighter and has a good will, and is not afraid to protect herself or those she cares about. This name means devotional song in Hindi.
We will now sing a kirthana to the gods.
kirthana by Maggie whore May 17, 2016
Any male who is manly enough to wear a kilt without fear.
William Wallace is probably the most famous kiltman.

kiltman by Kiltman September 1, 2007

evan kirkman 

the alpha of all men. legend says he sleeps with 5 different girls every night. also he is a pretty good warzone player.
that guy is picking up so much girls! his name must be evan kirkman.
evan kirkman by jared862731 July 20, 2020

Robert Kirkman 

American comic book writer best known for writing The Walking Dead, which is now a popular TV series.
Person 1: Hey, who created The Walking Dead?

Person 2: That would be Robert Kirkman.
Robert Kirkman by oceanic815 November 12, 2012

kirtan patel 

a cool dude who is always smacked af. he's funny and mad smart
random nigga who's name Is Kirtan Patel
kirtan patel by Black Nigga November 9, 2013
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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