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Kirtman is a guy who has a cock that goes to the moon
Oh wow that's a Kirtman size
kirtman by ffgjhstrhjhkjhe June 22, 2022
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kirthana 

A beautiful girl who is very nice and caring. She loves to help and couldn't bear to see her friends hurt. However, there are many burdens in her life, and keeps a dark secret. She often has difficult choices but is always ready to help one in need. She is a strong fighter and has a good will, and is not afraid to protect herself or those she cares about. This name means devotional song in Hindi.
We will now sing a kirthana to the gods.
kirthana by Maggie whore May 17, 2016
Any male who is manly enough to wear a kilt without fear.
William Wallace is probably the most famous kiltman.
kiltman by Kiltman September 1, 2007

evan kirkman 

the alpha of all men. legend says he sleeps with 5 different girls every night. also he is a pretty good warzone player.
that guy is picking up so much girls! his name must be evan kirkman.
evan kirkman by jared862731 July 20, 2020

Robert Kirkman 

American comic book writer best known for writing The Walking Dead, which is now a popular TV series.
Person 1: Hey, who created The Walking Dead?

Person 2: That would be Robert Kirkman.
Robert Kirkman by oceanic815 November 12, 2012

kirtan patel 

a cool dude who is always smacked af. he's funny and mad smart
random nigga who's name Is Kirtan Patel
kirtan patel by Black Nigga November 9, 2013
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026
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