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Any male who is manly enough to wear a kilt without fear.
William Wallace is probably the most famous kiltman.

kiltman by Kiltman September 1, 2007
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mount kilimanjaroe

This is a place similar to Mount Olympus. But the only difference is, this is the place where the Mount Olympus supervisors have to go when they have fucked up. Think of it as the Boss's boss. As a matter of fact you never ever want to go to this place.
Hey why the hell does the boss have such a shitty attitude today. Oh you didn't hear. The people at the top caught wind of what the fuck is going on down here. So they are calling his ass to Mount Kilimanjaroe. Oh hell that is worse than going to Mount Olympus. Yeah I know man I never want to go to that damn place. I hear they breed asshats up there. Yeah and they have an arsenal of ball bag muskets too.

Mount KilimanjarJoe 

The portable version of the mighty mountain, this one walks, talks and emits farts all over villages and towns nearby, reaping nasal havoc wherever he steps foot.
"Town smells terrible today", "Yeah it must be Mount KilimanjarJoe, he's been spreading again..."

MOUNT Kilimanjaro 

The act of putting mentos into a girls vagina and then putting Coke into it. Then you wait for it to explode from her vagina and drink the Coke as it sprays out.
I just Mount Kilimanjaroed you girl

kilimanjaro-ed 

A state of extreme mental, emotional and physical incapacitation resulting from the consumption of large quantities of alcohol. See also spannered.
My liver's finished, destroyed...I got utterly kilimanjaro-ed again last night.
kilimanjaro-ed by Geoff Marsh May 27, 2005
A man who prefers extraordinarily skinny or slender women as sexual partners, especially those with a hyper-articulated sternum, spine or jawline.
"Ho, that guy'll never go for your fat ass! He's a Kilman!
Kilman by Daradus August 12, 2011

Killmanjaroo 

A person of a visible minority group who hates members of his/her own ethnicity and his/her own culture in general.

Killmanjaroos often have not been taught to speak the language of their native culture, and often possess little or no real knowledge of their background, customs and traditions. Because of this, Killmanjaroos relate more with Western culture and adjust their behaviour, clothing and speech to try to fit in. But since their physical appearance still identifies them as members of a visible minority, and they cannot alter that, Killmanjaroos are unable to fit in 100%. This in turn is a source of endless frustration.

Killmanjaroos' anger is directed at their native culture and religion, because they believe that is solely to blame for their inability to fit into mainly Caucasian Western crowds. They will go out of their way to debase members of their own faith and immigrants from their own native country.
Brown-Skinned Turbaned Sikh: Oh great, it looks like our flight has been delayed again. If our plane doesn't leave soon, I'll miss my tour bus in Hawaii. Are you staying in Honolulu as well?

Killmanjaroo (Clean-Shaven, Brown-Skinned w/ Sikh Parents): Shut the fuck up you stinkin {racial slur}! Why don't you go back to India!?!

Sikh: I was born here in the UK ya motherfuckin coconut! How about I rip you open and see if you really are white on the inside!?! Yeah, that's right, you'd better walk away!
Killmanjaroo by Raging Dragon August 19, 2006
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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