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mount kilimanjaroe

This is a place similar to Mount Olympus. But the only difference is, this is the place where the Mount Olympus supervisors have to go when they have fucked up. Think of it as the Boss's boss. As a matter of fact you never ever want to go to this place.
Hey why the hell does the boss have such a shitty attitude today. Oh you didn't hear. The people at the top caught wind of what the fuck is going on down here. So they are calling his ass to Mount Kilimanjaroe. Oh hell that is worse than going to Mount Olympus. Yeah I know man I never want to go to that damn place. I hear they breed asshats up there. Yeah and they have an arsenal of ball bag muskets too.

Mount KilimanjarJoe 

The portable version of the mighty mountain, this one walks, talks and emits farts all over villages and towns nearby, reaping nasal havoc wherever he steps foot.
"Town smells terrible today", "Yeah it must be Mount KilimanjarJoe, he's been spreading again..."

MOUNT Kilimanjaro 

The act of putting mentos into a girls vagina and then putting Coke into it. Then you wait for it to explode from her vagina and drink the Coke as it sprays out.
I just Mount Kilimanjaroed you girl

kilimanjaro-ed 

A state of extreme mental, emotional and physical incapacitation resulting from the consumption of large quantities of alcohol. See also spannered.
My liver's finished, destroyed...I got utterly kilimanjaro-ed again last night.
A man who prefers extraordinarily skinny or slender women as sexual partners, especially those with a hyper-articulated sternum, spine or jawline.
"Ho, that guy'll never go for your fat ass! He's a Kilman!
Kilman by Daradus August 12, 2011

Killmanjaroo 

A person of a visible minority group who hates members of his/her own ethnicity and his/her own culture in general.

Killmanjaroos often have not been taught to speak the language of their native culture, and often possess little or no real knowledge of their background, customs and traditions. Because of this, Killmanjaroos relate more with Western culture and adjust their behaviour, clothing and speech to try to fit in. But since their physical appearance still identifies them as members of a visible minority, and they cannot alter that, Killmanjaroos are unable to fit in 100%. This in turn is a source of endless frustration.

Killmanjaroos' anger is directed at their native culture and religion, because they believe that is solely to blame for their inability to fit into mainly Caucasian Western crowds. They will go out of their way to debase members of their own faith and immigrants from their own native country.
Brown-Skinned Turbaned Sikh: Oh great, it looks like our flight has been delayed again. If our plane doesn't leave soon, I'll miss my tour bus in Hawaii. Are you staying in Honolulu as well?

Killmanjaroo (Clean-Shaven, Brown-Skinned w/ Sikh Parents): Shut the fuck up you stinkin {racial slur}! Why don't you go back to India!?!

Sikh: I was born here in the UK ya motherfuckin coconut! How about I rip you open and see if you really are white on the inside!?! Yeah, that's right, you'd better walk away!
Killmanjaroo by Raging Dragon August 19, 2006