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what the fuck is a kilometer
what the fuck is a kilometer by cyassiiherselflol September 28, 2021
Word of the Day on September 4, 2024
kilometre
Often misspelt as kilometer.
The kilometre (SI symbol: km) is a unit of length in the metric system, equal to 1000 metres (kilo: being the SI prefix for 1000). It is now the measurement unit used, officially, for expressing distances between geographical places on land, in most of the world.
The kilometre (SI symbol: km) is a unit of length in the metric system, equal to 1000 metres (kilo: being the SI prefix for 1000). It is now the measurement unit used, officially, for expressing distances between geographical places on land, in most of the world.
John was given a speeding ticket last night; according to the police officer, he was travelling 60 kilometres per hour or km/h, over the speed limit.
The Tagus Bridge in Lisbon, Portugal has a central span of 1.013 kilometres or km.
The Tagus Bridge in Lisbon, Portugal has a central span of 1.013 kilometres or km.
kilometre by Roger Miles January 23, 2014
Kilode
A word in Yoruba which means "why" or "what is it". Often used if your Nigerian mom is annoyed at you.
I called my mom 9 times to ask if she could make plantain and puff puff so on the 9th time, she asked "KILODEEEEEEEEEE AH?". I then decided at that point that I should hang up because she might get the belt.
Kilode by nigerianboifromchicago April 24, 2019
kiloderp
When a derpometer is at hand:
*Man attempts to peel banana with rusty hacksaw*
Intellectual: "My God... I'm reading 16 kiloderps!"
*Man attempts to peel banana with rusty hacksaw*
Intellectual: "My God... I'm reading 16 kiloderps!"
kiloderp by Dr. Herp Derpington October 11, 2010
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When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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