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some dumbass your dates your dad a taunts your mom with nudes
kilomo by Bonehead5000 February 5, 2020

what the fuck is a kilometer

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR (GUNSHOTS) (EAGLE CRIES)
"WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER"
"I DONT KNOW"
Word of the Day on September 4, 2024
Often misspelt as kilometer.

The kilometre (SI symbol: km) is a unit of length in the metric system, equal to 1000 metres (kilo: being the SI prefix for 1000). It is now the measurement unit used, officially, for expressing distances between geographical places on land, in most of the world.
John was given a speeding ticket last night; according to the police officer, he was travelling 60 kilometres per hour or km/h, over the speed limit.

The Tagus Bridge in Lisbon, Portugal has a central span of 1.013 kilometres or km.
kilometre by Roger Miles January 23, 2014
A word originating from the Yoruba tribe in Nigeria used largely as a Nigerian word(or slang) meaning, "What is it?" or "What is the matter?"

Pronounced (ki-low-day)
Why are you crying? Kilode?
Kilode by Darnmey May 30, 2011
A word in Yoruba which means "why" or "what is it". Often used if your Nigerian mom is annoyed at you.
I called my mom 9 times to ask if she could make plantain and puff puff so on the 9th time, she asked "KILODEEEEEEEEEE AH?". I then decided at that point that I should hang up because she might get the belt.
Kilode by nigerianboifromchicago April 24, 2019
The Standard International unit for stupidity.
When a derpometer is at hand:

*Man attempts to peel banana with rusty hacksaw*
Intellectual: "My God... I'm reading 16 kiloderps!"
kiloderp by Dr. Herp Derpington October 11, 2010
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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