Da little-known pint-sized
lazy-a** relative of da famous --- or infamous --- colonial warmonger-bigwig; if Priscilla Mullins hadn'
t wanted to marry da latter dude, then she SURE AS SHOOTIN' wouldn'
t have been interested in da FORMER!
If his bombastic-but-bashful "big guy" relative had not
da courage to ask for a lady's hand in marriage himself, probably Kilometers Sittish wouldn'
t have possessed
da nerve to even **ask someone else** to assist him in dis way, and so he likely remained a bachelor all his life.