Skip to main content

Kilometers

His Homesite Is 411 Hype
by Bearstein Bear March 10, 2003
mugGet the Kilometers mug.

Kilometers

a content-safe way of saying "kill myself" - coming from the fact that the abbreviation for the unit of measurement, kilometers, kms, is the same as the abbreviation for "kill myself."
If Kay overcooks the chicken again I'm going to kilometers.
by HamNCheddar February 4, 2025
mugGet the Kilometers mug.

kilometers per second

I did so bad on my test I really wanna kilometers per second
by Simon Chiang November 10, 2017
mugGet the kilometers per second mug.

Kilometers Sittish

Da little-known pint-sized lazy-a** relative of da famous --- or infamous --- colonial warmonger-bigwig; if Priscilla Mullins hadn't wanted to marry da latter dude, then she SURE AS SHOOTIN' wouldn't have been interested in da FORMER!
If his bombastic-but-bashful "big guy" relative had not da courage to ask for a lady's hand in marriage himself, probably Kilometers Sittish wouldn't have possessed da nerve to even **ask someone else** to assist him in dis way, and so he likely remained a bachelor all his life.
by QuacksO October 16, 2021
mugGet the Kilometers Sittish mug.

Kilometers Per Second

Sayori: "Monika, do you know the abbreviation for Kilometers Per Second?"
Monika: "Why do you ask?"

Sayori: "Because I really wanna...KMS"
by Ubeenbamboozledson December 10, 2022
mugGet the Kilometers Per Second mug.

hips of kilometers

by Stupid people that are Mexican February 4, 2018
mugGet the hips of kilometers mug.

Sexually Identified as Kilometers per Second

If you've never texted in your entire life the the letters KMS put together stand for Kill My Self.
1. Hey bro I'm gonna KMS.
2. No way, I'm sexually identified as Kilometers per Second!
by My sexual identity is KM/S October 22, 2018
mugGet the Sexually Identified as Kilometers per Second mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email