A monstrous, phallic piece of machinery utilized during major reconstructive drilling, as well as the
erection of massive monuments and sturdy
steel scaffolding.
Use with Caution: Not to be confused with a woman's best friend, this
machine will cause trembling and tremors to adjacent edifices.
As my son and I sat in 2nd ave traffic, I felt a familiar sensation to my pocket rocket, resulting in a
moist seat. As I tried to conceal my excitement, my son pointed and shouted, 'Mom! Why is that machine so much bigger than the one daddy uses with my babysitter?'
I laughed nervously while I responded, '
Don't be silly
honey, daddy doesn't have a dilldozer.'