Kiliaan is the Flemish equivalent of 'Killian' and is pronounced as 'Kiliaaaaaan'.
Kiliaans are tall, smart and hot guys. The average Kiliaan is between 1,8m and 2,2m tall with some very nice chest hair and a six-pack. This have strong legs, a bubble-but and a beautiful dick. With a bit of luck you can probably see the shape if his penis based on the buldgle in his overly tight jeans. They also often go 'comando', so they can let their big penis breath.
Kiliaans have a good set of brains and are probably working to get their next promotion. Their work setting is a familiar one because they have a strong need for human connection and work best in an environment that let's them use their creative mind. There is about a 99% chance at least 1 of his co-workers will fall in love with him. Of course, Kiliaan likes to attention and will probably use that to get his next promotion or at least a raise/blowjob.
Kiliaans are very straight-looking at first but once you get to know them you see they also have a feminin side. They are very sensitive and have an almost superpower-like ability to sense other people's mood. If you are in a bad mood you'd better watch out with a Kiliaan in the neighbourhood because they will feel it.
Kiliaan is often used as the "secret identity" of an actual superhero. Most Kiliaans are best friends with superman, spiderman & the hulk. They come together in their secret cave to drink wodka-apple juice and compare dick sizes in the shower.
Kiliaans are tall, smart and hot guys. The average Kiliaan is between 1,8m and 2,2m tall with some very nice chest hair and a six-pack. This have strong legs, a bubble-but and a beautiful dick. With a bit of luck you can probably see the shape if his penis based on the buldgle in his overly tight jeans. They also often go 'comando', so they can let their big penis breath.
Kiliaans have a good set of brains and are probably working to get their next promotion. Their work setting is a familiar one because they have a strong need for human connection and work best in an environment that let's them use their creative mind. There is about a 99% chance at least 1 of his co-workers will fall in love with him. Of course, Kiliaan likes to attention and will probably use that to get his next promotion or at least a raise/blowjob.
Kiliaans are very straight-looking at first but once you get to know them you see they also have a feminin side. They are very sensitive and have an almost superpower-like ability to sense other people's mood. If you are in a bad mood you'd better watch out with a Kiliaan in the neighbourhood because they will feel it.
Kiliaan is often used as the "secret identity" of an actual superhero. Most Kiliaans are best friends with superman, spiderman & the hulk. They come together in their secret cave to drink wodka-apple juice and compare dick sizes in the shower.
Her: I feel so happy.
Him: I can feel you are actually very depressed and also dehydrated. I can feel something is on your mind related to an incident that happened to you 879 hours ago but you haven't processed it yet.
Her: Omg, you are such a Kiliaan for feeling my deepest emotions & thoughts in a single second.
Colleague 1: I have a wife and kids but our new hire is really hot, friendly and smart. I think I'm falling in love with him. When he stood up today I could see his huge buldge and now that's all I can think about.
Colleague 2: Yes, I saw him too. He's such a Kiliaan. I already set up a moodboard with all the fun and sexy activities I want to do with him. I'm also falling in love.
Him: I can feel you are actually very depressed and also dehydrated. I can feel something is on your mind related to an incident that happened to you 879 hours ago but you haven't processed it yet.
Her: Omg, you are such a Kiliaan for feeling my deepest emotions & thoughts in a single second.
Colleague 1: I have a wife and kids but our new hire is really hot, friendly and smart. I think I'm falling in love with him. When he stood up today I could see his huge buldge and now that's all I can think about.
Colleague 2: Yes, I saw him too. He's such a Kiliaan. I already set up a moodboard with all the fun and sexy activities I want to do with him. I'm also falling in love.
by vdhguix September 23, 2020
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Kiliaans are tall, smart and hot guys. The average Kiliaan is between 1,8m and 2,2m tall with some very nice chest hair and a six-pack. This have strong legs, a bubble-but and a beautiful dick. You can usually see the shape of their penis through their overly tight jeans. They also often go 'comando', so they can let their big penis breath and show their buldge.
Kiliaans are tall, smart and hot guys. The average Kiliaan is between 1,8m and 2,2m tall with some very nice chest hair and a six-pack. This have strong legs, a bubble-but and a beautiful dick. You can usually see the shape of their penis through their overly tight jeans. They also often go 'comando', so they can let their big penis breath and show their buldge.
Friend 1: Wow, bro, I can totally see your dick through your jeans!
Friend 2: Yeah man. I'm going Kiliaan today.
Friend 2: Yeah man. I'm going Kiliaan today.
by vdhguix September 24, 2020
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Kilian can be crazy sometimes, but he is always caring. He wants to help, but can sometimes get carried away. Kilian also is kind of annoying, but he is confident in what he does. If you know a Kilian, lucky you! You might just, if you're lucky, get him. If you do get him, you better keep him.
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Get the Kilian mug.This is a place similar to Mount Olympus. But the only difference is, this is the place where the Mount Olympus supervisors have to go when they have fucked up. Think of it as the Boss's boss. As a matter of fact you never ever want to go to this place.
Hey why the hell does the boss have such a shitty attitude today. Oh you didn't hear. The people at the top caught wind of what the fuck is going on down here. So they are calling his ass to Mount Kilimanjaroe. Oh hell that is worse than going to Mount Olympus. Yeah I know man I never want to go to that damn place. I hear they breed asshats up there. Yeah and they have an arsenal of ball bag muskets too.
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Get the mount kilimanjaroe mug.Kilian is a very Nice Guy with a dark sense of humour and a great knowledge of memes. He has a hard time opening up but when he does he'll be the most awesome person you'll meet. If you have him keep him.
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Hello, Kilian, top of the morning to ya!
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