Kiliaan is the Flemish equivalent of 'Killian' and is pronounced as 'Kiliaaaaaan'.

Kiliaans are tall, smart and hot guys. The average Kiliaan is between 1,8m and 2,2m tall with some very nice chest hair and a six-pack. This have strong legs, a bubble-but and a beautiful dick. You can usually see the shape of their penis through their overly tight jeans. They also often go 'comando', so they can let their big penis breath and show their buldge.
Friend 1: Wow, bro, I can totally see your dick through your jeans!
Friend 2: Yeah man. I'm going Kiliaan today.
by vdhguix September 24, 2020
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Kiliaan is the Flemish equivalent of 'Killian' and is pronounced as 'Kiliaaaaaan'.

Kiliaans are tall, smart and hot guys. The average Kiliaan is between 1,8m and 2,2m tall with some very nice chest hair and a six-pack. This have strong legs, a bubble-but and a beautiful dick. With a bit of luck you can probably see the shape if his penis based on the buldgle in his overly tight jeans. They also often go 'comando', so they can let their big penis breath.

Kiliaans have a good set of brains and are probably working to get their next promotion. Their work setting is a familiar one because they have a strong need for human connection and work best in an environment that let's them use their creative mind. There is about a 99% chance at least 1 of his co-workers will fall in love with him. Of course, Kiliaan likes to attention and will probably use that to get his next promotion or at least a raise/blowjob.

Kiliaans are very straight-looking at first but once you get to know them you see they also have a feminin side. They are very sensitive and have an almost superpower-like ability to sense other people's mood. If you are in a bad mood you'd better watch out with a Kiliaan in the neighbourhood because they will feel it.

Kiliaan is often used as the "secret identity" of an actual superhero. Most Kiliaans are best friends with superman, spiderman & the hulk. They come together in their secret cave to drink wodka-apple juice and compare dick sizes in the shower.
Her: I feel so happy.
Him: I can feel you are actually very depressed and also dehydrated. I can feel something is on your mind related to an incident that happened to you 879 hours ago but you haven't processed it yet.

Her: Omg, you are such a Kiliaan for feeling my deepest emotions & thoughts in a single second.

Colleague 1: I have a wife and kids but our new hire is really hot, friendly and smart. I think I'm falling in love with him. When he stood up today I could see his huge buldge and now that's all I can think about.

Colleague 2: Yes, I saw him too. He's such a Kiliaan. I already set up a moodboard with all the fun and sexy activities I want to do with him. I'm also falling in love.
by vdhguix September 23, 2020
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