kiesfer

guy with glasses definetly black maybe latin. HE is cool and passionate. Good person overall and fine and he also slaps your head with all his anger

Kiesfer with s silent

by heyapeople January 31, 2022

kiester bunny

Is the magical creature that brings gifts to those in prison. Via ones ass.

One prisoner says to the other, I can wait to see what the Kiester Bunny brings me today.

by Prison Pall May 19, 2009

Kiefer

1.) Kiefer- a guy who usually acts like he doesn't care but really does. afraid of being hurt, he puts up walls that are hard to climb, but once you make it over it's totally worth it.
2.) a Kiefer always has your back, and knows how to make you feel better when no one else can. he is opionated and will stand up for what he believes in. he doesn't care what other people think and he says what is on his mind. he doesn't like other people very much, especially not immature ones. he likes to be alone, but when you do hang out with him, its some of the best times ever. he never says anything nice (or sorry) unless he really means it. girls secretly have crushes on him, but he seems unnatainable, so they don't go for him. all the girls want to kiss him.

3.) "to pull a Kiefer"- to act like you don't care about anyone or anything, but in reality, you care more than most people do.
4.) Kiefer- a superhero of American background with amazing musical and athletic abilities.

male1-"who's that really funny guy who treats eveyone like crap?"

male2- "oh, that's Kiefer"

girl1- "dayum, whos that sexy guy who is so hilarious??"
girl2- "thats Kiefer. But back off, he's mine"

by bigdreamer424 January 30, 2010

kiester-egg hunt

a mixture of the act of kiestering and a classic game of Easter egg hunting. It is a game where people go into a public place like a restaurant and have paid 5 random ppl to kiester a boiled egg up their ass. The players of the game do not know which ppl in the restaurant have an egg up their ass so they have to go from person to person shoving their hand up their assholes. Once all the eggs are collected or all the contestants have been arrested,,,the person with the most eggs is the winner. This game is used as an act of initiation to a club or to a fraternity.

Bro: Hey bro did you go to that kiester-egg hunt last weekend?

Other Bro: Yeah bro I was doing pretty well until i got tasered with my arm half way up an old ladies ass crack.

Bro: Damn bro, so a kiester egg hunt could be defined as a friendly Easter egg hunt involving kiestered eggs and assholes?
Other bro: yeah pretty much

by skippingsloth April 27, 2015

Kiefering

To say you'll be somewhere but at the last minute you bitch out and make an excuse not to be there.

Calvin was Kiefering last night but we called him out on his bullshit.

by TheRealBLee May 19, 2017

Kiefer Sutherland

Fictious character played by Jack Bauer when he is not on FOX TV show 24.

Jack Bauer was nominated for an Emmy for playing Kiefer Sutherland.

by fisher20112 June 17, 2008

Kiestering

In prison, kiestering smuggling in the ass usually accounts for a small portion of the contraband. Most inmates only kiester something if they are coming through Visiting or from outside the prison. Once they are inside they don't have to worry as much about being strip searched since they are often just given a pat-down so the need to kiester is less important.

Kiestering isn't fun, Once i hard a hunting knife up their.

by J-DOGG JR September 20, 2008