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Dis gurl is a real kieser
kieser by Fluff-tard November 14, 2016
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kiser smash 

When you’re teachers gets mad and is yelling at everyone and/or slamming everything

For example: A Door
Dude why did you make her mad? She’s gonna kiser smash all of us now!
kiser smash by Hola my G April 14, 2019
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Fassy Kisser 

The definition varies; just ask the holy lord and savior of the Capetian Dynasty and Han Dynasty. It’s the ultimate insult that can only be used every half life and destroys people’s career.
Nick: You are a FASSY KISSER!
Sean: No, Nick you’ve ruined me.
Fassy Kisser by FasseyKISSER632 February 6, 2018

tip kisser 

During the process of giving a blow job and only sucking on the head of the penis without going down the shaft of the penis.
This girl was such a tip kisser, she wasn't even able to suck to the shaft of my cock.
tip kisser by bus2727 May 16, 2011

Ass kisser 

a person who sucks up to people in a position of authority in order to get some kind of reward or perks
My co-worker Josh is such an ass kisser
Ass kisser by Kool Mint Flava October 3, 2004

kiser Smash 

When ever your large teacher gets so angery she starts yelling at everyone and slamming and breaking everything to show who is head honcho
The teacher was about to kiser smash all of us because we said we wanted 10 are minutes back
kiser Smash by That guy gary April 14, 2019

lone kisser 

Someone who loves to have girlfriends but never plans on putting a ring on it anytime soon.
"High School", by Nicki Minaj ft Lil Wayne:
"I tell her make me some money, she tell me make her a wife
I tell her, "Bitch, you crazy."
Fuck wrong with you?
And excuse my french, but I'm a lone kisser"
lone kisser by JustBreathe August 18, 2013
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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