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Kiente is a strong and Independent female. She’s someone who may go through a lot but you may never know because she keeps her head held high. She is also very loud and crazy but that what makes her, her fun self. She’s beautiful, intelligent and sporty and has very high goals for her life. She’s also a very loving person who will love people very strongly and be down for them no matter what. She’s very loyal to all her friends and wishes the best for them. In conclusion she’s just amazing and shouldn’t change for anyone.
“Yeah I’ve seen Kiente, she’s very amazing”
kiente by Car4life November 4, 2018
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Gay kient 

A funnier version of "Gay Cunt". Starting in games, it is a lighter version of the insult, and will also not be taken as an insult due to the funnyness of it.
Omfg, you shot me in the head again you Gay Kient
Haha u noob
Gay kient by Johnny412 December 28, 2007
Related Words
kiente • KenTell • Kiester • Kente • Kented • kenterrius • Kiante • kient • Kionte • Kenten

kiester bunny 

Is the magical creature that brings gifts to those in prison. Via ones ass.
One prisoner says to the other, I can wait to see what the Kiester Bunny brings me today.
kiester bunny by Prison Pall May 19, 2009
Kented - Verb

When a female gets DP'd by two identical male twins in the same night, usually at a college party
Girl 1: Where was Michelle last night at the Phi Kappa party?
Girl 2: I don't know. I heard she got kented in the bathroom upstairs though.
kented by lucky350z November 24, 2018
kient by noiwontgiveaname January 11, 2008
Hes the best person in the world, i so want his cock in my mouth, i looked at his sogamed page, like wow!
i am sucking his cock right now
kintek by leetGURLS`kristie June 20, 2003

kiester-egg hunt

a mixture of the act of kiestering and a classic game of Easter egg hunting. It is a game where people go into a public place like a restaurant and have paid 5 random ppl to kiester a boiled egg up their ass. The players of the game do not know which ppl in the restaurant have an egg up their ass so they have to go from person to person shoving their hand up their assholes. Once all the eggs are collected or all the contestants have been arrested,,,the person with the most eggs is the winner. This game is used as an act of initiation to a club or to a fraternity.
Bro: Hey bro did you go to that kiester-egg hunt last weekend?

Other Bro: Yeah bro I was doing pretty well until i got tasered with my arm half way up an old ladies ass crack.

Bro: Damn bro, so a kiester egg hunt could be defined as a friendly Easter egg hunt involving kiestered eggs and assholes?
Other bro: yeah pretty much
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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