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Kiddy Cruisin'
A pedophile who's driving around looking for children so he can pull over and masturbate, and then leave.
Robby: Yo, dude. I just saw this guy and he was in this dark van.
Me: ...and?
Robby: He pulled over at the park, and he just sat in his car. It looked like he was jerking off.
Me: Oh! He was kiddy cruisin', eh?
Robby: Yeah.
Me: ...and?
Robby: He pulled over at the park, and he just sat in his car. It looked like he was jerking off.
Me: Oh! He was kiddy cruisin', eh?
Robby: Yeah.
Kiddy Cruisin' by nyiddle December 24, 2005
Related Words
kidyy • kiddy fiddler • kiddy • kiddy pool • kiddy diddler • Kiddy Kong • kiddywinkles • Kiddy-Bomb • kiddy catcher • kiddy fidler
Kidy
Kidy by NewslangATL March 2, 2021
script kiddy
a person (usually a kid) who downloads their hack programs, and then uses the program to hack others. also, noobs who dont know how to write their own viruses. thus being awarded the insulting name of script kiddy.
script kiddy by AkumaGouki May 4, 2004
kiddy diddler
kiddy diddler by Edgardo February 5, 2007
kiddy love
A very wrong sexual preference choice by either male or female that results in prison and causes long term damage to once innocence children
kiddy love by mitch00uk March 29, 2015
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