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Kiddy Cruisin' 

A pedophile who's driving around looking for children so he can pull over and masturbate, and then leave.
Robby: Yo, dude. I just saw this guy and he was in this dark van.
Me: ...and?
Robby: He pulled over at the park, and he just sat in his car. It looked like he was jerking off.
Me: Oh! He was kiddy cruisin', eh?
Robby: Yeah.
Kiddy Cruisin' by nyiddle December 24, 2005
When a girl is so attractive, you think about possible kids.
Random guy thinking to himself: “Wow, she looks kidy to me”.
Kidy by NewslangATL March 2, 2021
The manager, the one who tells you what to do and when to do it
"why's that girl telling me what to do?"
'Shes the Kidby around here...'
Kidby by M'lud1990 July 17, 2009

script kiddy 

a person (usually a kid) who downloads their hack programs, and then uses the program to hack others. also, noobs who dont know how to write their own viruses. thus being awarded the insulting name of script kiddy.
that script kiddy tried to hax me with some guys program.
script kiddy by AkumaGouki May 4, 2004

kiddy diddler 

Someone who molests kids.
That old guy from Rumford Street is a kiddy diddler. Becky's mom called cops on him.
kiddy diddler by Edgardo February 5, 2007

kiddy love 

A very wrong sexual preference choice by either male or female that results in prison and causes long term damage to once innocence children
His just got 10 years for his choice of involment in kiddy love, he should have got life
kiddy love by mitch00uk March 29, 2015
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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