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kushner
Mita! Look at Jorge flirting with the farmers daughter just so he doesn't have to help us pick these grapes. He's trying to become the El Presidente' "She's es stupido Esse and your trying to pull a Kushner ; your a MexiCan't trying to become a MexiCan.
kushner by Butch Plees May 14, 2017
Kushner shit smelling face
That face that Jared Kushner makes which conveys a sneering superiority but looks as though he is smelling shit.
Kushner shit smelling face by Dr Bunnygirl May 23, 2020
khushmeet
Khushmeet is a kind, smart, talented girl who is really good to get along with. Khushmeet is so much fun and she is great at keeping secrets. Khushmeet knows when to be serious and she is straightforward. She’s easy to talk to and she would always have your back. Khushmeet is mostly athletic with a touch of artistry! If you know a Khushmeet, try to be her friend!
khushmeet by poopnuggets7 December 31, 2018
Kushnerphobia
Kushnerphobia by Dr Bunnygirl May 22, 2020
exploding Kushner head
An out-of-the-blue fantasy many have had while looking at Jared Kushner’s strangely expressionless face on TV.
The camera zoomed in to catch him blink as he was standing next to his father-in-law, when the unexpected image of “exploding Kushner head” entered my mind.
exploding Kushner head by Dr Bunnygirl May 24, 2020
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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