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khirsten 

The GOAT. A Big FreakinDeal
Khirsten is the greatest of all time.
khirsten by Big Deal Blackmon November 22, 2021
Words you can keep
Kirsten is a sweet,loving, and kind girl. She will always take 2 chances. She knows how to get a guy to like her. She seems very shy sometimes, but when you get to know her, she is a very talkative and loud girl. She hates when people call her "Kerstin". Normally she looks happy, but there is always something wrong that she is trying to hide. She will do anything to make anyone's day better. She is the type that is girly but not to girly. She does sports, and people often say she is athletic. She is an amazing and beautiful girl. You won't find anyone like a Kirsten.
"omg look at Kirsten, she is so beautiful."
Kirsten by Bigpapi67 November 21, 2016
Kirsten is very shy at first but is really outgoing when you meet them. She is very artistic and will have lots of inside jokes with you. She will always keep secrets. She is always there even when it’s tough. Sometimes she can be moody, but she always pulls through. She is very beautiful and attracts the fittest guys.
I want to be friends with Kirsten, she is so beautiful and sweet.
Kirsten by Oomalwe May 6, 2018
Kirstens tend to be kept to themselves, but usually are very social. They tend to take an interest into alternative music. They are slow to anger. Their humor tends to be dark humor and sarcastic humor. They are overall a great person and love the spotlight. They love the attention that they recieve. They always have big, bright eyes and nice curves. They love animals and would go out of their way to help anyone in need. They also typically have depression or some sort of anxiety disorder, but that's okay. Despite their flaws, anyone would want to switch bodies with a Kirsten! They are such great people!
Did you see the curves on that chick? She has to be a Kirsten!

Kirsten fits my sense of humor just right.

Atkee Kirsten 

Atkee Kirsten..... Is simply the best person I've ever met. She is an ABSOLUTELY charming person with a bright personality! No matter how hurt she is.... She will always put the emotions of her loved one as her top most priority. Fun, easy-going, forgiving etc..... These are her traits. And if u ever come across this person.... DONT YOU DARE BREAK HER HEART, I REPEAT
D O N T

Y O U
D A R E
BREAK HER HEART OR YOU'LL FACE THE CONSEQUENCES!!
...
Oh well (ㆁωㆁ)
She is THE.BEST.PERSON.EVER!!
n that's on PERIODT.

LOVE YOU LOTS MOMMA!!!<3333333

Love,
(kRisten)
Atkee Kirsten.... Is the best person in this whole wide world!!!!!!

dirty kirsten

When a woman comes off as completely innocent but is truly just the naughtiest librarian you will ever

meet.
The girl I took out seemed so sweet and innocent . Those glasses and that orange sweater...until we got in the bedroom and she pulled a Dirty Kirsten on me. Loudest librarian I ever heard!
the most amazingest person on the face of the universe. SHE SO SEXY. Has an amazing body, can listen to any situation and give amazing advice. has a wonderful personality. usualy taken. has the mind Albert Einstein. her future is completly bright and successful.
KIRSTEN LOIS CUARESMA NER
Kirsten by AiRbourn November 2, 2012
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