kirstened

the action of one party, esp. an actor, dating another party under false pretenses followed by lying and saying that he/she got married in order to let the other party know the dating process has been concluded.

"Girrrrrllll, did you hear what happened to Maria?"
"No, what happened??"
"She was dating that actor guy and got straight KIRSTENED!!"
"DAAAAAMMMMNNN!!! That's fucked up."

by E-dizzub July 28, 2007

Kirstened

The act of getting so drunk that you make the decision to let multiple random men penetrate you.

Girl 1: I don't remember what I did last night. I was so drunk.

Girl 2: How do you not remember getting Kirstened last night by those 5 guys from the bar?

Girl 1: Oh know, not again.

by bigbbbad2 November 13, 2011

Kirsten

Kirsten is a sweet,loving, and kind girl. She will always take 2 chances. She knows how to get a guy to like her. She seems very shy sometimes, but when you get to know her, she is a very talkative and loud girl. She hates when people call her "Kerstin". Normally she looks happy, but there is always something wrong that she is trying to hide. She will do anything to make anyone's day better. She is the type that is girly but not to girly. She does sports, and people often say she is athletic. She is an amazing and beautiful girl. You won't find anyone like a Kirsten.

"omg look at Kirsten, she is so beautiful."

by Bigpapi67 November 21, 2016

Kirsten

Kirsten is very shy at first but is really outgoing when you meet them. She is very artistic and will have lots of inside jokes with you. She will always keep secrets. She is always there even when it’s tough. Sometimes she can be moody, but she always pulls through. She is very beautiful and attracts the fittest guys.

I want to be friends with Kirsten, she is so beautiful and sweet.

by Oomalwe May 6, 2018

Kristene

Kristene is a gorgeous girl who always says what pops into her head. she is always down to do something a little crazy but has a very kind heart. she is funny, sweet and caring when it comes to people she really cares about. overall, kristene is one of the best people you will ever meet.

My friend kristene, is wild!

by ajac April 22, 2017

Kirsten

Kirstens tend to be kept to themselves, but usually are very social. They tend to take an interest into alternative music. They are slow to anger. Their humor tends to be dark humor and sarcastic humor. They are overall a great person and love the spotlight. They love the attention that they recieve. They always have big, bright eyes and nice curves. They love animals and would go out of their way to help anyone in need. They also typically have depression or some sort of anxiety disorder, but that's okay. Despite their flaws, anyone would want to switch bodies with a Kirsten! They are such great people!

Did you see the curves on that chick? She has to be a Kirsten!

Kirsten fits my sense of humor just right.

by Penis Penis Yeah yeah woohoo October 24, 2017

Atkee Kirsten

Atkee Kirsten..... Is simply the best person I've ever met. She is an ABSOLUTELY charming person with a bright personality! No matter how hurt she is.... She will always put the emotions of her loved one as her top most priority. Fun, easy-going, forgiving etc..... These are her traits. And if u ever come across this person.... DONT YOU DARE BREAK HER HEART, I REPEAT
D O N T

Y O U
D A R E
BREAK HER HEART OR YOU'LL FACE THE CONSEQUENCES!!
...
Oh well (ㆁωㆁ)
She is THE.BEST.PERSON.EVER!!
n that's on PERIODT.

LOVE YOU LOTS MOMMA!!!<3333333

Love,
(kRisten)

Atkee Kirsten.... Is the best person in this whole wide world!!!!!!

by chocolate._milk._is._the._best August 19, 2020