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An aunt of middle eastern descent who typically hosts the best bridal shower and is known for her gangsta swag.
my khalto knows how to throw the meanest bridal shower in town.
khalto by fuzzyfluid August 21, 2016
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Khaldoon 

The name khaldoon comes from arabic origins and it means immortal, khaldoon is an unforgettable guy, very caring and loving but doesn't know how to show emotions, he is always there for his family and friends. He is willing to sacrifice for people he cares about, has a baby face but a mind of an old man, has a nice but as well, thinks a lot before he speaks, before any action he does as well. Truly a wonder, always knows how to make your day, he can make you smile at any time, in any situation, if you're feeling down call khaldoon. If he loves you he'll give you all his time and all the love and care you need. He's very playful and funny, he can be so mean and evil if you get on his bad side, never piss a khaldoon off, always give him the attention he needs since he can get very dramatic, if you have a khaldoon you're lucky.
Girl 1: who's your boyfriend?
Girl 2: khaldoon

Girl 1: wanna share?
Khaldoon by Tinkebell May 19, 2017
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frida-khalo 

a smear of poop between the eyes, from any source, but especially when a girl or guy sits on your face and shits a little dollop-a-doo-doo between your eyes. May be accidental, especially if you gotta hairy asshole, you might leave a little paint on the brush.
That hippy bitch frida-khalo'd me. Fuck!

It was so embarrassing you guys, I was sitting on Carl's face and when I got off him I noticed I'd frida-khalo'd him. I didn't have the heart to tell him.

Tonight, on CNBT-5 News, an outbreak of conjunctivitis at local elementary school after several children were frida-khalo'd by the bonobos at the Cincinnati Zoo.
frida-khalo by WillyGriff July 24, 2017
He is a strong, athletic, and a very unique guy. He will never let anything stop him from doing what he wants to do in life. He is strong-willed, tough, will always take risks and sometimes stubborn. Although he can be a gentle, caring and sweet guy that will always be by your side.
Silly khalon is going to do karate
khalon by Gabby the fox September 3, 2017
Capital of Sudan and Khartoum State. Second largest city, after Omdurman.
Nicknamed 'the triangular city'.
If you want to go to a real city, go to Khartoum or Omdurman.

Khaldoun 

Khaldoun has the mind of a genius and the body of a god. They are adorable and very caring people. They will always be there for you. They can make you laugh no matter what, even if you're having the worst day ever. Whenever you are with Khaldoun you feel like all your troubles melt away.
Girl: Hey, whats your name

Guy: Khaldoun

(All girls turn their heads in Khaldoun's direction with mouths open)
Khaldoun by And I'm knocking January 3, 2017
a queit kid helps out around the house like video games gets a lot of girls in minecraft and is really nice
oh look there is kholton
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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