Kalton 

Krazy male red headed teenager who loves a good video game. He is always with the ladies. Has girlfriends all the time. Some would even call him a player, but he has that inside drive to find the right woman and keep her. He has a good smile. He is also a man that is dedicated to sports and his favorite sport teams. He is one who finds that playing for a team that plays together like a team is all that really matters in life.

Person 1"Wow did you see kalton score all them points last night?!!"
Person 2"Yeah I did, like 36 right?!"

Person 1 "He is such an amazing person!"

Situation 2
Friend- "Wow kalton way to tear up those zombies"
Kalton- "Yeah, I know I am a mother f@#$in beast!"

Kalton by Prospector Knowall January 27, 2013

Kalvon

a name you can call yourself when coming up with French names. Kalvin = Kalvon

French Teacher: Comment vous appelez-vous ?

Kalvin: Je m'appelle Kalvon. Tu es stupide! Oui oui?
Alphie: Oui, Oui Je suis D'accord avec toi Kalvon!
French Teacher: Non, je te deteste...

Random Person: your mom big gay & French is gay
Random Person #2: Non toi

Kalvon by LeWhiz June 12, 2018

Kalon 

(n.) Beauty that is more than skin deep.

"For some reason, he doesn't seem to notice how beautiful she is. He likes her for her."
"He's found a kalon."

Kalon by Heliophilia September 21, 2013

kerry katona 

english large breasted coke head who is famous for being famous

damn i hate that bitch kerry katona

kerry katona by jennytightlips February 12, 2008

Katon

A unicorn 🦄

When The 1 to 10 scale isn't fine enough to capture all the subtle details of a man's sexiness.

A 12 dimensional compatibility scale with additional parameters for sex appeal and torque is required.

The sight of him makes your lower regions quiver and tingle in sheer anticipation.

You assume you must be asleep in his presence because he is a dream come true... And because you feel slightly wet.

Damn, that man is a katon...I bet he can bend steal with his thighs.

Nah, he wont fall for a bad pick up line he is a katon. It will take at least 2 or 3.

Katon by Pumpkin$pice August 17, 2020

Kerry Katona 

Large-breasted, dim-witted, former pop singer, whose career was revitalised by cheap frozen food giant, Iceland.

Typical Kerry Katona quote: "I spend a lot of my life in back of cars - Oops! I didn't mean that in the way it sounded. Like hence the two kids."

Kerry Katona by Five-Oh May 28, 2007

Kaloni 

A Kaloni is smart and really funny. Her smile is beautiful and contagious as well as her laugh. When Kaloni walks in the room you can't help but be excited to see her. Kaloni gives amazing hugs. Feel free to tease kaloni when its right.....Don't worry, she'll dish it back. Kaloni makes a great best friend who while dealing with her own life stresses will always help you feel better. Kaloni is a beautiful girl with an amazing smile and personality. You should always keep a Kaloni around.

Kalonis are AKA Aca-Loni; Aca-awesome.

"Did you see that Kaloni?"
"Yea she's Aca-awesome!"

"No.....She's Aca-Loni!!"

Kaloni by Aca-Who? January 22, 2013