Kalton

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Krazy male red headed teenager who loves a good video game. He is always with the ladies. Has girlfriends all the time. Some would even call him a player, but he has that inside drive to find the right woman and keep her. He has a good smile. He is also a man that is dedicated to sports and his favorite sport teams. He is one who finds that playing for a team that plays together like a team is all that really matters in life.

Person 1"Wow did you see kalton score all them points last night?!!"
Person 2"Yeah I did, like 36 right?!"

Person 1 "He is such an amazing person!"

Situation 2
Friend- "Wow kalton way to tear up those zombies"
Kalton- "Yeah, I know I am a mother f@#$in beast!"

Kalton by Prospector Knowall January 27, 2013

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Kalvon

a name you can call yourself when coming up with French names. Kalvin = Kalvon

French Teacher: Comment vous appelez-vous ?

Kalvin: Je m'appelle Kalvon. Tu es stupide! Oui oui?
Alphie: Oui, Oui Je suis D'accord avec toi Kalvon!
French Teacher: Non, je te deteste...

Random Person: your mom big gay & French is gay
Random Person #2: Non toi

Kalvon by LeWhiz June 12, 2018

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Kalon

(n.) Beauty that is more than skin deep.

"For some reason, he doesn't seem to notice how beautiful she is. He likes her for her."
"He's found a kalon."

Kalon by Heliophilia September 21, 2013

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kerry katona

english large breasted coke head who is famous for being famous

damn i hate that bitch kerry katona

kerry katona by jennytightlips February 12, 2008

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Katon

A unicorn 🦄

When The 1 to 10 scale isn't fine enough to capture all the subtle details of a man's sexiness.

A 12 dimensional compatibility scale with additional parameters for sex appeal and torque is required.

The sight of him makes your lower regions quiver and tingle in sheer anticipation.

You assume you must be asleep in his presence because he is a dream come true... And because you feel slightly wet.

Damn, that man is a katon...I bet he can bend steal with his thighs.

Nah, he wont fall for a bad pick up line he is a katon. It will take at least 2 or 3.

Katon by Pumpkin$pice August 17, 2020

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Kerry Katona

Large-breasted, dim-witted, former pop singer, whose career was revitalised by cheap frozen food giant, Iceland.

Typical Kerry Katona quote: "I spend a lot of my life in back of cars - Oops! I didn't mean that in the way it sounded. Like hence the two kids."

Kerry Katona by Five-Oh May 28, 2007

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Kaloni

A Kaloni is smart and really funny. Her smile is beautiful and contagious as well as her laugh. When Kaloni walks in the room you can't help but be excited to see her. Kaloni gives amazing hugs. Feel free to tease kaloni when its right.....Don't worry, she'll dish it back. Kaloni makes a great best friend who while dealing with her own life stresses will always help you feel better. Kaloni is a beautiful girl with an amazing smile and personality. You should always keep a Kaloni around.

Kalonis are AKA Aca-Loni; Aca-awesome.

"Did you see that Kaloni?"
"Yea she's Aca-awesome!"

"No.....She's Aca-Loni!!"

Kaloni by Aca-Who? January 22, 2013

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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