Khaldoun

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Khaldoun has the mind of a genius and the body of a god. They are adorable and very caring people. They will always be there for you. They can make you laugh no matter what, even if you're having the worst day ever. Whenever you are with Khaldoun you feel like all your troubles melt away.

Girl: Hey, whats your name

Guy: Khaldoun

(All girls turn their heads in Khaldoun's direction with mouths open)

Khaldoun by And I'm knocking January 3, 2017

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Khaldoun

Aka Mr Akkouche. A man with a detachable who owns a decathlon race.

Khaldoun detached his head to go to sleep.

Khaldoun by ndnxisnw March 20, 2022

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Khaldoun • Khaldoon • khaldon • Khaldun

Khaldoon

The name khaldoon comes from arabic origins and it means immortal, khaldoon is an unforgettable guy, very caring and loving but doesn't know how to show emotions, he is always there for his family and friends. He is willing to sacrifice for people he cares about, has a baby face but a mind of an old man, has a nice but as well, thinks a lot before he speaks, before any action he does as well. Truly a wonder, always knows how to make your day, he can make you smile at any time, in any situation, if you're feeling down call khaldoon. If he loves you he'll give you all his time and all the love and care you need. He's very playful and funny, he can be so mean and evil if you get on his bad side, never piss a khaldoon off, always give him the attention he needs since he can get very dramatic, if you have a khaldoon you're lucky.

Girl 1: who's your boyfriend?
Girl 2: khaldoon

Girl 1: wanna share?

Khaldoon by Tinkebell May 19, 2017

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khaldoon

A very handsome straight guy.

girl 1: who is this amazingly hot dude
girl 2: it's Khaldoon

khaldoon by NotKhaldoon April 14, 2019

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khaldon

The human form of Maui from Moana... a great friend to have around. Knows how to party with the football team but will also do homework until 3AM. Usually lives a pretty busy life.

I haven’t seen Khaldon in a while... I wonder what he’s up to.

khaldon by A_for_anonymous...or_ali November 23, 2020

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Khaldun

Someone who ejaculates in peoples eyes

khaldun is asian/calculator/yellow

Khaldun by Chayse Matchem] February 5, 2024

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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