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a way to describe a fuck up who has a photo album of childrens feet
P1: omg shes such a kfifle
P2: really? i dont know she was such a nonce
kfifle by short_person May 11, 2021
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An unexpected, surprising, or mysterious move.
Luke pulled a kifle on me in our basketball game and broke my ankles.
kifle by kiflemaster123 April 28, 2017
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kiffle sniffer 

You go into a bathroom after someone has pooped just to smell the stink.
Dude, did you see that guy go into the bathroom stall right after I pooped? He's such a kiffle sniffer.
A kiss on the forhead, followed by a huggle; a gesture of compassion, usually done to comfort or soothe another; a kiss followed by a long comforting hug.
Jim kiffled his girlfriend as she cried.
kiffle by IceMagic June 5, 2005

kifflecups 

An artist who creates animation, digital artwork, and music.
Kifflecups YouTube channel
kifflecups by Kifflecups June 24, 2021
to maneuver the bed olympics such that the partner is forced to sleep on the wet patch
i kiffled the wife last night, it was moist.
kiffle by kst489489494 January 9, 2008

Orange Kiffles 

When a "Tomi" has oral sex with a "Shawn" and shawn cannot handdle the tomi. So nicole has to step in and pimp slaps shawn as he pleasures himself using tears as a lube.
I heard Shawn Had Orange Kiffles again?

AGAIN?? Man That kid is a realllll pussssy!
Orange Kiffles by Punk43 January 18, 2011
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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