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Definitions by short_person

tassomai 

do. your. mother. fucking. daily. goals. on. tassomai.

some random app that benefits small unknowing children by teaching them usless- i mean very interesting- sciencey sounding bullshit.
teacher: dont forget to do ur tassomai
child: what if i dont
teacher :you like having a spinal chord, right?
child: does tassomai and learns that A lump of ZINC is placed in a solution of IRON SULFATE. Zinc is more reactive than iron. This will cause a displacement reaction, forming zinc sulphate.
tassomai by short_person July 20, 2021
something you say when you agree,
synonym for same, agreed, yes, mhm

if in doubt you can also just say amne even if you dont agree.
P1: I love burning orphanages!
P2: amne
amne by short_person July 5, 2021

nacholess 

nacholess: i like roblox
normal human: good for you young child
nacholess by short_person June 27, 2021
small child who is like 1 ft tall and thinks hes pretty epik and hard but secretly he has a small dick and no friends. You cant tell me im wrong
alfie's friends: hi alfie!
alfie: i need to take my meds, you clearly aren't real
alfie by short_person May 21, 2021
our lord and saviour, like god but better. Amazing being. omnipresent, omnibenevolent, omniscient, good at minecraft
pinkspoof: exists
pleb 1: omg pinkspoof my beloved
pleb 2: OMG NOTICE ME SENPAI
pinkspoof by short_person May 21, 2021

pingupingu1

the username of a child who's favourite show's name was taken and had to improvise. Whoever has a name like this one is probably a 7 yr old playing roblox
yeah that kid's roblox user is pingupingu1
what a simp
pingupingu1 by short_person May 17, 2021
a way to describe a fuck up who has a photo album of childrens feet
P1: omg shes such a kfifle
P2: really? i dont know she was such a nonce
kfifle by short_person May 11, 2021