kett

Useless or unwanted items:rubbish.(Yorkshire, England)

You can hardly move in here,lets get rid of all this kett.

by geoffds October 12, 2010

Kett

Northern English slang for sweets.

Give the bairn some kett

by madspy October 31, 2018

Kett

Quite simply, Kett = Shit.

Big Brother is complete, total fucking kett.

by Bl@kes March 16, 2007

John Kett

A figure of blame. If something has gone wrong, it invariably is John Kett's fault.

A John Kett can also be someone who enjoys drinking normal drinks, but whilst on fire. See - Flaming pint.

I can't believe the Conservatives are reducing Child Allowance - I know, I blame John Kett.

"My God! That man's pint of lager is on fire!"
"I know, he's doing a John Kett."

by Saffer77 January 13, 2012

Kett

Kett/Ketty/Ketted/Ketter means something's about to happen, something bad or dumb.

Bro is ketted

by MatiZuki November 18, 2024