Give the bairn some kett
by madspy October 31, 2018
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Quite simply, Kett = Shit.
Big Brother is complete, total fucking kett.
by Bl@kes March 16, 2007
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Useless or unwanted items:rubbish.(Yorkshire, England)
You can hardly move in here,lets get rid of all this kett.
by geoffds October 12, 2010
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A figure of blame. If something has gone wrong, it invariably is John Kett's fault.

A John Kett can also be someone who enjoys drinking normal drinks, but whilst on fire. See - Flaming pint.
I can't believe the Conservatives are reducing Child Allowance - I know, I blame John Kett.

"My God! That man's pint of lager is on fire!"
"I know, he's doing a John Kett."
by Saffer77 January 13, 2012
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