Kett 

Northern English slang for sweets.

Give the bairn some kett

Kett by madspy October 31, 2018

Kett 

Quite simply, Kett = Shit.

Big Brother is complete, total fucking kett.

Kett by Bl@kes March 17, 2007

kett 

Useless or unwanted items:rubbish.(Yorkshire, England)

You can hardly move in here,lets get rid of all this kett.

kett by geoffds October 15, 2010

Kett 

Kett/Ketty/Ketted/Ketter means something's about to happen, something bad or dumb.

Bro is ketted

Kett by MatiZuki November 18, 2024

John Kett 

A figure of blame. If something has gone wrong, it invariably is John Kett's fault.

A John Kett can also be someone who enjoys drinking normal drinks, but whilst on fire. See - Flaming pint.

I can't believe the Conservatives are reducing Child Allowance - I know, I blame John Kett.

"My God! That man's pint of lager is on fire!"
"I know, he's doing a John Kett."

John Kett by Saffer77 January 17, 2012

Kettledrums 

When a women refers to her breast in a descrete manner

" Try being silent when some bloody great beast bites you in the kettledrums!"

Kettledrums by L. Linton August 24, 2018

Ketteling

One who is obsessive over a single person for a very long time.it useully involves fallowing the person and never actully makeing contact.

Yo did you here jake was ketteling Julia?

Ketteling by Dustbillx September 25, 2014