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Quite simply, Kett = Shit.
Big Brother is complete, total fucking kett.
Kett by Bl@kes March 17, 2007
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Useless or unwanted items:rubbish.(Yorkshire, England)
You can hardly move in here,lets get rid of all this kett.
kett by geoffds October 15, 2010
Kett/Ketty/Ketted/Ketter means something's about to happen, something bad or dumb.
Kett by MatiZuki November 18, 2024

John Kett 

A figure of blame. If something has gone wrong, it invariably is John Kett's fault.

A John Kett can also be someone who enjoys drinking normal drinks, but whilst on fire. See - Flaming pint.
I can't believe the Conservatives are reducing Child Allowance - I know, I blame John Kett.

"My God! That man's pint of lager is on fire!"
"I know, he's doing a John Kett."
John Kett by Saffer77 January 17, 2012

Kettledrums 

When a women refers to her breast in a descrete manner
" Try being silent when some bloody great beast bites you in the kettledrums!"
Kettledrums by L. Linton August 24, 2018
One who is obsessive over a single person for a very long time.it useully involves fallowing the person and never actully makeing contact.
Yo did you here jake was ketteling Julia?
Ketteling by Dustbillx September 25, 2014
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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