bairn

A word used in Scotland/ North East England meaning child or baby.

'She's got three bairns now.'
'I'm taking the bairn to school!'

by Yarr Harr May 24, 2007

bairn

common scottish slang for a child or baby

"Aye when you were just a wee bairn I used to mind you when your mam went tae the bingo."

"I cannae believe shes pregnant - at 15 she's just a bairn herself"

by anna apple October 12, 2003

bairn

small child; solid excretum.

cf dropping the kids at the pool.

Don't go in the loo just yet, I've just dropped a bit of a nasty bairn.

by pik@ November 09, 2003

bairns

children in scottish

'Av to collect ma bairns from da school'

by beachy April 27, 2003

Bairns

Word used for fans of or players for Falkirk FC (central scotland); otherwise known as the "Falkirk Bairns"

"The wee falkirk bairns never miss a match"

by Hillimary January 26, 2008

Shy Bairns Get Ne Tea

An alternate to Shy Bairns Get Nowt

"You know what they say - shy bairns get ne tea"

by sibla March 02, 2022

Bairn

Bairn is the ultimate overlord of the obesity epidemic. His flag is his sexy stomach with all of it’s extremely hot stretch marks

All women:!Who’s that sexy demon?
All men: That’s bairn, he’s ours.

by Hailbairnsexyman December 10, 2021