Bl@kes's definitions

Kett

Quite simply, Kett = Shit.

Big Brother is complete, total fucking kett.

by Bl@kes March 17, 2007

Genk

To describe something as shit.

"What a load of genk"
"I'm just going for a genk"

by Bl@kes March 17, 2007

Cack hatch

The cack hatch is one of many alternative and interesting names for the common anus.

"Oh yeah, she loves it up the cack hatch"

by Bl@kes March 17, 2007

Mintex

An updated version of mint which means something is very good indeed.

"I love urban dictionary, its fucking mintex"

by Bl@kes March 17, 2007

backeye

AKA Anus. The entrance to the anal passage.

"Shit! I've just poked myself in the eye!"
"Its ok, you got three more"
"Eh?"
"Your other eye, japseye and your backeye"

by Bl@kes March 17, 2007

rumpter box

Another descriptive term for the vagina.

Right about now I would like nothing more than to snurgle her rumpter box.

by Bl@kes March 17, 2007

Dow now now

Spoken lyrically and with an emphasis on the 2nd 'now' i.e Dow-now-noooooowwwwwwww, this is used when someone is being a stupid fucking nob head. The person it is directed at is unaware that you are using an alternative method of implicating that they are, in fact, a complete fucking tool of the highest order.

1. Two collegues, who are familiar with terminology, are in a meeting with co-workers. One of the co-workers is speaking and is talking shit. Enter...
"Dow-now-noooowwwww".

2. John "I'm the best at snurgling rumpter boxes"
Richard "Dow now now"

by Bl@kes March 23, 2007