Ketchup Man 

A.K.A. Dill Pickle, he's the guy in the red hoodie at the track that sometimes has ketchup in his pockets. He's a menace to society and won't leave you alone. But sometimes he'll give you ketchup.

Girl 1: Did you see ketchup man today?
Girl2 :Yeah, and he said that he doesn't have ketchup :(

Ketchup Man by that_monkee_girl April 14, 2022

grown man with ketchup 

A footlong hotdog. Usually said by oldheads who have a Bluetooth at sporting events or state fairs

Cashier: Hi sir what would you like today
Oldhead: Lemme get a grown man with ketchup youngblood!

grown man with ketchup by Mack Naviaux III March 29, 2020

Ketchupcano 

When there is too much ketchup in those little paper cups so when you dip anything larger than a french fry the ketchup erupts over the edge onto the table.

Fred tried to dip his burger into the little cup and caused a ketchupcano over the table.

Ketchupcano by NilesDevin February 10, 2010

Ketchupland 

A state made of a remote archipelago in the North Atlantic Ocean known as Ketchupland Archipelago, as well as the formerly French town of Woippy and (very soon) the Kiribati Islands. Ketchupland is an ego-anarcho-sinkpisso-posadist society, too complex to be described with Western politica philoophy. It aims to overthrow cuvnormality, imperialism and dimicracy. It's name comes from its rivers which turn re mostly in the winter, coming from the large quantities of iron in the Ketchupides Mountains on the East of the main island, the red water is known as kėtchūp in the Ketchuplandian language, a word which als denotes a sauce made from the rare Ketchuplander Tomatoes. Ketchupland is well known to have the largest and most advanced military dolphins training program in the world, a consequence of its complex history and posadism influenced ideology, they have participated in several top secret special forces operations such as in the battle of Woippy (2023). Ketchupland exists in an alternate universe known as the "Johnnyverse".

All hail Ketchupland
All hail gravity
All hail Russia (of the Johnnyverse)

Ketchupland by Delphinic Protector March 20, 2023

Ketchupean 

“ketchupean: a person who needs ketchup on everything”.

He is a ketchupean, no matter how good the food is, he has to cover it in ketchup.

Ketchupean by jj2112 August 4, 2018

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019