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Ketchard
Ketchard by Sam Shelter October 15, 2006
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Ketchustard
Ketchup and Mustard mixed together. This used to be a popular dip for french fries and several other dishes until about the year 2005. Now Mayochup is being eaten on everything including french fries.
People used to be fans of Ketchustard before 2005, now everybody despises Ketchustard and loves Mayochup instead
Ketchustard by Phaenixdrools October 20, 2008
sketchtard
Someone who after doing copious amounts of cocaine becomes super paranoid and thinks that everyone is out to get them. Frequently happens to heavy users and retards. Sketchtardness is contagious and can be passed to others, thereby making it a buzzkill as well. If you see or are hanging out with a sketchtard slap them immediately, or distract them by doing karaoke to Vanilla Ice "Ice Ice baby..."
Tim: "Holy fuck is that a cop car?"
Jim: "No assfuck its a carola, stop being such a sketchtard and lets do another lizzle."
OR
Kim: "OMG i've been doing coke all day i feel like such a sketchtard"
Jim: "No assfuck its a carola, stop being such a sketchtard and lets do another lizzle."
OR
Kim: "OMG i've been doing coke all day i feel like such a sketchtard"
sketchtard by toony tuesdays April 1, 2009
Kochtard
A graduate in Finance lost her job as a bank teller because her drawer was always short. What a kochtard!
Kochtard by lonelyrhino May 21, 2013
ketchard
ketchara
a ketchup packet character who is secretly a minor demon which dies and gets reborn every three years.
ketchara by GARA3000opqrx November 16, 2021
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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