ketchtard

50/50 mixture of ketchup and mustard. Pronounced catch-turd.

My wiener sure would taste better with some ketchtard on it!

ketchtard by ketchtard April 28, 2011

Ketchard 

Mustard and ketchup mixed together.

mustup is also an alternative to it.

Yo my Crenshaw nigga wants some ketchard on his burger.

Ketchard by Sam Shelter October 15, 2006

Ketchustard 

Ketchup and Mustard mixed together. This used to be a popular dip for french fries and several other dishes until about the year 2005. Now Mayochup is being eaten on everything including french fries.

People used to be fans of Ketchustard before 2005, now everybody despises Ketchustard and loves Mayochup instead

Ketchustard by Phaenixdrools October 20, 2008

sketchtard 

Someone who after doing copious amounts of cocaine becomes super paranoid and thinks that everyone is out to get them. Frequently happens to heavy users and retards. Sketchtardness is contagious and can be passed to others, thereby making it a buzzkill as well. If you see or are hanging out with a sketchtard slap them immediately, or distract them by doing karaoke to Vanilla Ice "Ice Ice baby..."

Tim: "Holy fuck is that a cop car?"
Jim: "No assfuck its a carola, stop being such a sketchtard and lets do another lizzle."

OR

Kim: "OMG i've been doing coke all day i feel like such a sketchtard"

sketchtard by toony tuesdays April 1, 2009

Kochtard 

One who is dumber than a retard and at the same time not smart enough to be called a fucktard.

A graduate in Finance lost her job as a bank teller because her drawer was always short. What a kochtard!

Kochtard by lonelyrhino May 21, 2013

ketchard 

the combination of ketchup and mustard (color: orange)

Do you want ketchard with your burger?

ketchard by 1234ri September 13, 2016

ketchara

a ketchup packet character who is secretly a minor demon which dies and gets reborn every three years.

gara gave birth to ketchara again

ketchara by GARA3000opqrx November 16, 2021