ketchtard's definitions

zitgasm

The expression of relief and satisfaction that comes from popping a zit that you have been wanting to pop forever, often squirting out white gunk all over a mirror or other reflective surface.

I finally popped that zit on my face, it was the best zitgasm I have ever had.

by ketchtard June 26, 2014

ketchtard

50/50 mixture of ketchup and mustard. Pronounced catch-turd.

My wiener sure would taste better with some ketchtard on it!

by ketchtard April 28, 2011