Kochtard Share definition Flag One who is dumber than a retard and at the same time not smart enough to be called a fucktard. A graduate in Finance lost her job as a bank teller because her drawer was always short. What a kochtard! Kochtard by lonelyrhino May 21, 2013 0 0 Get merch Get the Kochtard mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch