kerspunkle

When a cockasian male drops a deuce and uses it as a dildo inside an african-american female.

Hey hoe i am going to kerspunkle you later.

by Rebekah " shithead" Smith May 8, 2009

Kerfunkle

To fuck shit up

I'm gonna kerfunkle your face

by Zathanial December 23, 2014

Kerfunklebops

A word to describe how astronomically bad a person slams another person. Usually used for fictional debates.

Example: Superman kerfunklebops Deku

by JayOverHeaven January 19, 2022

Kerpunkleup

A Bahamian term describing a person who is severely intoxicated.

Man, that gal is kerpunkleup after all those drinks.

by Nicole Maltarp May 11, 2009

kerfunkle

a funky mess that is imaginary. a mess that is only thought of or imagined
a word based on kerfuffle

the concert was a kerfunkle

by lexicon58 August 19, 2014

Kerfunkledub

Kerfunkledub is a word used to describe the action of humiliating another person, a exclamation of one's own elation, or disappointment in which case the word would be used in a stand alone fashion. A kerfunkler is a person who frequently uses the aforementioned word kerfunkledub however he or she must first be acknowledged by his or her fellow kerfunklers to be able to refer to herself or himself as a certified kerfunkler

"Get kerfunkledubed!!!" "Let's kerfunkledub these guys" *sigh* " kerfunkledub" "kerfunkledub!!!" "My fellow kerfunklers" "Go kerfunkledub yourself"

by Vash--- April 13, 2019

Kerdunkle

When one of the two people involved in sex cums before the other, leaving the other partner quite unsatisfied.

My girlfriend always pulls a kerdunkle! We only do it when she wants to, and always cums after like 5 minutes! Its so annoying, and she makes me feel like an ass when i ask to keep going. And she wonders why i masturbate....

by blackmail102 March 9, 2010