Bahamian 

(pronounced Buh-HAY-mee-enz) A person who has parents or ancestors born in The Bahamas who were at one time a citizen of The Commonwealth of The Bahamas after it became independent, not including those who remained British citizens after The Bahamas gained its independence in 1973. Bahamians are 85% black, although there are also 12% white and 3% Asian or Hispanic. Bahamians are usually very good looking and have soothing accents.

I am a Bahamian because my father was born in The Bahamas and was a citizen until he was 18 years of age.

Bahamian by Taylor Robert Koehler May 9, 2005

Bahamian Lobster Trap 

Having a hemorrhoid pushed back in with a dildo.

Joey paid a hooker to give him a Bahamian lobster trap.

Bahamian Lobster Trap by Omalley March 23, 2016

Bahamian Bar Slide 

When a beautiful woman gets so trashed she hooks up with a person she would never touch if she were sober.
Characteristics include that once sober the woman wants to vomit in an effort to purge herself of shame.

"Whoa, she's had too much to drink...you see that over there, that's about to be a Bahamian bar slide".

"Man after that tequila last night I totally Bahamian bar sled into that douche bag's bed".

"After Carla broke up with Jeff she went out and got so trashed she Bahamian bar sled all over town"

Bahamian Bar Slide by LyricalGenius318 May 16, 2013

Bahamian Hollering

When a man is at the climax of cumming, he screams very loudly when he ejaculates.

Tom- "Damn Nick you haven't gotten any sleep"
Nick- "Yeah, because of my damn neighbor did a Bahamian Hollering and couldn't get any sleep."

Bahamian Hollering by MountianTim_JJBA November 4, 2019

Bahamian Hollering

Crying/laughing so loud it sounds like screaming or yelling

Bro that shit was so funny it had me Bahamian hollering

Bahamian Hollering by Nemo 😏 December 7, 2021

Bahamian pig-sticker 

A sexual position "coined" by the ever inventive Phineas J. Flippenstanz in his memoirs "Events Pertaining to the Life and Advancement of Phineas J. Flippenstanz, Esq." of his 1874 journey to the Bahamas to witness the transit of Venus from an agreeable clime. According to said memoirs the Bahamian pig-sticker is "that position wherein the female arranges her quarters in the matter of a blissfully ignorant Bahamian pig fitfully drunk on nickel-barrel rum, while the male arranges his necessarily engorged member such that the shadow cast thereby resembles most closely that of the Bahamian pig-sticker before the slaughter. A most enjoyable, if noisy, bout of sexual congress is all but guaranteed to ensue."

"Having tired of the mere hundreds of standard sexual positions contained in the Kama Sutra and internet, Eustace and Charlie, on a recommendation from their vicar, attempted and greatly enjoyed the Bahamian pig-sticker."

Bahamian pig-sticker by Aeneas Flippenstanz III December 13, 2008

bahamian squatter

An individual from the Bahamas who shits using a squatty potty. The squatty potty elevates the legs allowing a diet of fish and Kalik to flow right out the small intestine.

"Get off the potty you Bahamian squatter and make love to me. Don't even wipe." - Brooke

bahamian squatter by sirpippinspippins December 22, 2015