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kerplink

Kerplink is the sound that a quarter makes after falling into a jar of some sort. It is a happy sound and NOT to be confused with kerplunk.
After blabbering about some nonsense, Kinjal dropped his quarter into the jar and heard the kerplink as it hit the bottom.
by GreenBabs November 25, 2009
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Kerflinkle

When you get hurt really bad and you get hurt in the same spot.
Ouch! I got a big scratch when I was riding my bike, and the Noah the bully had to kick me in the same spot I just got kerflinkled!
by Montague_Sun October 16, 2021
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kerplunk

A game where one climbs on top of the stall walls in a public restroom and takes a shit while aiming for the toilet below. Named for the sound a turd makes after falling 6 feet into a toilet.
Don't use the middle stall... I tried a kerplunk in there earlier and totally missed!
by JB123456 October 15, 2013
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Kerplunk

A great Green Day album. It ties in with the other cd "dookie" because, as lead singer Billie Joe says, "When you take a s--t in the toilet, that's the sound it makes is kerplunk."
I picked up the Kerplunk album on vinyl yesterday at the music store.
by Haushinka November 18, 2003
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Kerplunk

the sound of a huge shit hitting the toilet water after 5 days of constapation; a splash that hits your anus after dropping a terd
Maia wished she could go kerplunk right now but she's had one too many fudgepacks - it's stuck up there!
by Chris & Maia July 13, 2002
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Ass Kerplunk

When you fill your ass with ball bearings, and then your friends, or work colleagues if your in the office take turns to kidney punch you. For every ball that comes out you get a point, person with the most points wins. If a follow through occurs, the game is re-started.
Anyone for ass kerplunk, i got some malteasers left over from christmas...
by Greg 'Ol', Bailey January 24, 2008
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Oscar Kerplunkladdy

The name that you give ur pet hampster that you love so much but sadly killed by leaving it in the hampster ball forgetting to let him out and therefore starving him to death.so sad
I just killed Oscar Kerplunkladdy! Fuck!
by Just another betsch from 302 February 27, 2019
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