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Kerrit is very sporty person. He is very caring and selfless. Everybody loves him cause he is the class clown especially because he has really dark humor. Teachers doesnt like him cause its hard to pronounce his name. He is often confused for carrot. Kerrit has probably dark hair, ocean blue eyes and he is short ( even though he plays basketball). His taste in women is a disaster: bossy women, who are too short and mentally ill. Kerrit is probably a gymrat but even tho he doesnt bulk. He listens rappers like eminem, jullu, but hes more into kpop. Kerrits ofter fear jordans but in reality they are so broke that they cannot afford even a cup of coffee. Kerrit is an ass guy, he trains legs every day in his homegym. Kerrit is into animals also, and smokes weed with them when bored.
girl: wow who is this small guy over there?
boy: oh its just a kerrit. he is an extrovert who dint talk
girl: oh okay :(
kerrit by evxsa November 22, 2021
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She is a loving, beautiful girl who likes to party. She loves to have fun so be careful with her!! Dont ever bore her! She loves to laugh and have a good time. She has another side to her though, she can be very sweet, caring, and tends to help people out before she helps herself. She's a true friend and will always have your back. Plus shes pretty sexy and knows what she wants if you know what i mean:]
"She is such a Kerrina."
Kerrina by katie leej December 29, 2011

kermit suicide 

when ur done with everyone's shit so u decide to kermit suicide
I swear to God, I'm going to kermit suicide...
kermit suicide by nick's child December 31, 2016
Kerriann is an interesting one. They’re often more mentally oriented then physically. She has a strong spirit, and can easily read a room. She knows if you’re being fake and makes sure everyone else knows it, too. She can see right through people, and can tell when you’re lying to her. She is also very curious. She’ll often ask questions or just sit around wondering things for a while, staring into blank space in areas like school, or at home. If you know a Kerriann, you know she always speaks her mind and is very loud about her opinion. She also cares a lot about people. More than you could ever know. They’re often very forgiving and empathetic although they don’t let it show on the outside to assert dominance, and make sure they’re taken seriously. They’re also very creative and like to think outside the box, and share their ideas with other people. If you know a Kerriann, make sure to let her know that you care about her because they can sometimes feel that maybe they care too much about other people, and nobody cares about them.
Kerriann is a name so you would use it as a proper noun.
Kerriann by Kerriann C. October 24, 2018

kermitism 

A form of government much like communism but ran by a senate or house not a dictator. The main colors are red and Kermit green. this government would also follow the beliefs of kermit and the muppets. Kermitism is a peaceful form of government and would be focused on creating a peaceful equal utopia. You would be payed mostly on your needs but somewhat how hard you work. With this government the world would be a better place.
The government of this country is kermitism
kermitism by RandomPig7 June 8, 2018

kermit sewer slide 

The best way to express how much you want someone to end their life without actually saying "commit suicide".
Jeremy: "I'm a gloabal elute on cs:go."
Jonathan: Kermit sewer slide.
kermit sewer slide by Erofen April 20, 2017
Another word for committing suicide

If you are trying to find a more subtle way to announce your future death or simply a cry for help try using this word in front of your teachers and colleagues.
I’m kermitting sewersuade.

I’m gonna Kermit and blame the school system.
Kermit by anonymous October 29, 2018
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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murderhobo 

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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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