Kerner 

Mispronunciation of the common name Connor. Usually occurs while yelling.

Developed to the point where Connor is given the nickname "Kerner". Also known as "Kern" for short.
When friends greet or congratulate "Kerner" they may say "Kernsauce!" in an enthusiastic voice.

Friend 1: "Hey I see Connor across the street!"
Friend 2: "Call to him!"
Friend 1: "Kernerr!!"

Kerner by Kerner June 13, 2013

Cain Kerner

Cain Kerner is an influencer who is known for his claim to have eaten every type of fruit known to man.
This term can be used to describe someone who knows or believes they know everything about a particular or specific subject.

“Dude I love Star Wars so much, I’m a Cain Kerner when it comes to Star Wars.”

Cain Kerner by The Brewnorium October 13, 2025

Kernel of Pot 

A term used to describe .25 grams or about $5 worth of good weed. Originated on the second floor of Scudder Hall at SUNY New Paltz.

"Yo man you got weed to throw on a J?"

"Sure, but I've only got a Kernel of Pot left."

Kernel of Pot by WeedKernel November 29, 2012

Kenner 

Kenner is an amazing guy. He will be by your side forever until you give him a reason not to be. People may think chivalry is corny or may not exist anymore, but Kenner will open every door for you, and be the true gentleman he is. He is so respectful of your feelings, and he will always compliment you. Believe him when he tells you that you’re beautiful. He’s so goofy and easy to get along with. He has a funny laugh that you’ll never forget. Kenner is a very authentic and real man. Don’t mess with his family though, or you will get on his bad side. He takes pride in his roots. If he has you in his circle? You are very lucky because he will make your life all the more worth it. If you fall in love with him? You picked the right guy to fall for. Once he has your heart he will cherish it always.

I love Kenner ❤️

Kenner by youaretheoneilovealways September 10, 2019

keener

(Canadian slang, noun) Individual eager to demonstrate knowledge or participate enthusiastically in school, church, seminars, etc. Like nerd, geek, brown-noser, smartypants, etc. but with more emphasis on willingness and enthusiasm, and less on social inadequacy, sycophancy, or natural ability.

Sally's classmates thought she was a keener because she always put her hand up in Chemistry, but her friends knew she had a crush on Mr. Smith.

A: I finished all the homework for next week.
B: Don't be such a keener! You're making the rest of us look bad!

keener by slickerthanthou April 19, 2007

april kepner 

A character on Grey's Anatomy. Started off being really annoying but has slowly evolved into an amazing character. Eloped with Jackson Avery, but the have recently gotten divorced. Her best friend is Arizona Robbins.

Remember when April Kepner got fired from Grey Sloan Memorial Hospital... TWICE???

april kepner by lcw123 May 27, 2016

Suicidal Kernels 

The popcorn that falls out of the bag

Jim: God Damnit!
Bob: What?
Jim: Nothing, just some Suicidal Kernels.
Bob: Your mother passed away this morning of liver failure.

Suicidal Kernels by Captain H8orade June 13, 2015